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WWAW Hawk Tuah Girl?

iFapToJusticeGorak

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safka15 said:
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but the meme got old minutes after its release with retards spamming it like crazy.
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Dude I went on a cruise with my wife for my honeymoon last month and there was some shithead college kid on the cruise with his parents who had a HAWK TUAH 2024 Shirt on in the style of Reagan-Bush’s campaign sign.

Fuckin brat was eating eggs and bacon next to his parents with a FUNNY SLOPPY BLOWJOB MEME shirt.



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iFapToJusticeGorak said:
Ugly or fat girl pussy >>>> no pussy, as long as you don’t have to dance like a monkey and degrade yourself for it.

Best pussy I have ever felt was between the thighs of a morbidly obese single mom of two traveling on a work trip. Matched on Bumble and she told me to bring BBQ to her crappy hotel room at 7 PM. I asked her what cuts and she said just get one of everything.

I showed up. She answered the door in a pretty flattering flowing black dress. Told me to put the BBQ bag down. Pulled the dress off, was nude underneath, and laid back on the pull-out couch bed. Opened her thighs.

I fingered her, tonguefucked and fingerwd her asshole, then came inside of her without a condom before I knew her real name.

She was so fat that when I fucked her missionary I couldn’t kiss her or do doggy when she rolled over. No matter: I just lapped at her asshole like a thirsty puppy instead.

Beautiful fat tits, clean hairless cunt and asshole. Surprisingly tight pussy, somehow. Hairless below her ear.

When I came hard, she did a kegel on my cock to pull the last drips of cum out.

I asked if she was on the pill. She said “no but it’s fine.”

That answer made me get hard enough to fuck her again with no refractory period. Two creampies busted in a fat slut with two bastards and no BC within an hour of meeting her.

Then we sat ate brisket and pulled pork on the other sofa. She watched dumbass “Impractical Jokers.” I got horny Again so I ate her sloppy fat cummy cunt while she laid back and kept eating. She laid back, still nude, with one fat leg up on the back of the sofa, the other on the floor.

She ate ribs while I ate her out and tried to jerk off but couldn’t get hard. Absolure gluttony.

I was in love. Infatuated. I fingered her asshole a bit. She got bored and told me she was too busy tomorrow so she had to sleep, but leave the bag.

She kicked me out and presumably ate the rest of the BBQ.

The next day I texted her several times. She left me on “Read”. Took two loads of my spum and $60 of BBQ then ghosted me.

I lived in Odessa Texas then, an Oil town with lots of extra men, so she probably got some other more attractive guy to bring her another bag of meat to scarf down during unprotected sex.

I wonder how many dozens or even hundreds of strangers she has fucked without protection while eating a bag of pork.


I still jerk off to the memory. Wife material.
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Easily the most transparently manufactured "viral" shit I've seen in quite some time. Nothing about this is organic, besides NPCs thinking it's authentically a random person thrust into stardom. I'd love to see some leaked messages between some jew agents about their plan to go viral with their new client. "Our algorithm tests show that anal sex will be too taboo a topic for her to bring up, but oral sex ticks all the right boxes and people will really respond to it."
 
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People are saying she's milking her 15 minutes but it's everyone else trying to keep her relevant so they can get her on their shitty podcasts for views. If that video would've gone viral in 2009, she'd probably have made a few appearances on shows like o&a, people would've enjoyed it for what it was and then moved on.

Now in 2024, everyone is trying to artificially inflate to keep it going as long as possible because there's money to be made off it.
 
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Roslyn Heights Biter said:
Personally, I think she's America's newest sweetheart and project her to achieve Dolly Parton levels of goodwill!

Taking care of animals: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9Vk5IPSvTl/?igsh=MWhhZDg5Y3ZvcjRq
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She seems sweet and id like to make out with her asshole
iFapToJusticeGorak said:
I would rather kiss Katy Tur on the asshole one time after she steps off the set of an interview than have sex with Hawk Tuah girl.


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Isn't that the cunt with the tranny Dad?
 
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