its friday night so I'm down with any semi-attractive chick that wants to spit on my cock tbchwya
Ugly or fat girl pussy >>>> no pussy, as long as you don’t have to dance like a monkey and degrade yourself for it.
Best pussy I have ever felt was between the thighs of an obese single mom of two traveling on a work trip. Matched on Bumble and she told me to bring BBQ to her crappy hotel room at 7 PM. I asked her what cuts and she said just get one of everything.
I showed up. She answered the door in a pretty flattering flowing black dress. Told me to put the BBQ bag down. Pulled the dress off, was nude underneath, and laid back on the pull-out couch bed. Opened her thighs.
I fingered her, tonguefucked and fingerwd her asshole, then came inside of her without a condom before I knew her real name.
She was so fat that when I fucked her missionary I couldn’t kiss her or do doggy when she rolled over. No matter: I just lapped at her asshole like a thirsty puppy instead.
Beautiful fat tits, clean hairless cunt and asshole. Surprisingly tight pussy, somehow. Hairless below her ear.
When I came
hard, she did a kegel on my cock to pull the last drips of cum out.
I asked if she was on the pill. She said “no but it’s fine.”
That answer made me get hard enough to fuck her again with no refractory period. Two creampies busted in a fat slut with two bastards and no BC within an hour of meeting her.
Then we sat ate brisket and pulled pork on the other sofa. She watched dumbass “Impractical Jokers.” I got horny Again so I ate her sloppy fat cummy cunt while she laid back and kept eating. She laid back, still nude, with one fat leg up on the back of the sofa, the other on the floor.
She ate ribs while I ate her out and tried to jerk off but couldn’t get hard. Absolure gluttony.
I was in love. Infatuated. I fingered her asshole a bit. She got bored and told me she was too busy tomorrow so she had to sleep, but leave the bag.
She kicked me out and presumably ate the rest of the BBQ.
The next day I texted her several times. She left me on “Read”. Took two loads of my spum and $60 of BBQ then ghosted me.
I lived in Odessa Texas then, an Oil town with lots of extra men, so she probably got some other more attractive guy to bring her another bag of meat to scarf down during unprotected sex.
I wonder how many dozens or even hundreds of strangers she has fucked without protection while eating a bag of pork.
I still jerk off to the memory. Wife material.
