Whopper or quarter pounder?

[Turk February]

It's a 69 hour clock and there are 420 minutes in an hour.

I mean most people still use that. But I'm an academic.

 

[Child..]

I mean most people still use that. But I'm an academic.

Turk can you still chew, or are you forced to only consume runny, liquid-y foods like pho and stews?

 

[aRTie02150]

@Voscabulary comment?

 

[Turk February]

Turk can you still chew, or are you forced to only consume runny, liquid-y foods like pho and stews?

No. My teeth were knocked out by a gay Somalis penis. I believe his name was "Bock" or something.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Just exposed yourself as a skinny nigga

I'm almost 190 lbs right now I just don't give a shit about fries.

 

[nasty twp]

I actually used to loves spending all day making stew. But with a shared kitchen it's bullshit.

Atm I live as in-home care with my half/near-demented grandmother, and she spends seven fucking hours in the kitchen making inedible hummus (how she scuppers it I do not know) or dusting out the spice cupboards or rearranging the jars. And she's so slow, unwieldy and particular about her space that no-one else can be in there when she is.

So I only get to make and eat food very early or very late, and in a small time window. So I've got to live off of kefir & oat smoothies, ham & cheese on crackers and pieces of fruit (fitting I suppose, perhaps she's trying to tell me something), plus whatever's left from takeaway or home-care delivery after she's scarfed most of it.

Since living here I've lost fat (good) but also much of my muscle (bad). Tried that protein powder shit to counteract this, but the metals in it wreaked havoc with my guts and made me even more depressed, so I steer clear now.

 

[Turk February]

Atm I live as in-home care with my half/near-demented grandmother, and she spends seven fucking hours in the kitchen making inedible hummus (how she scuppers it I do not know) or dusting out the spice cupboards or rearranging the jars. And she's so slow, unwieldy and particular about her space that no-one else can be in there when she is.

So I only get to make and eat food very early or very late, and in a small time window. So I've got to live off of kefir & oat smoothies, ham & cheese on crackers and pieces of fruit (fitting I suppose, perhaps she's trying to tell me something), plus whatever's left from takeaway or home-care delivery after she's scarfed most of it.

Since living here I've lost fat (good) but also much of my muscle (bad). Tried that protein powder shit to counteract this, but the metals in it wreaked havoc with my guts and made me even more depressed, so I steer clear now.

Before she passed my grandma would daughter over a meat cutlet way longer than is appropriate. They were burnt to shit. And she would just leave them out. Her fridge was basically unused. No idea how she lived as long as she did.

 

[PFGTard]

Double Quarter Pounder because I like goyslop.

 

[Professor Rape]

Another thread about fast food, this one is already at 5 pages. God, you're all pathetic.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Whopper all day. Big fish better than filet of fish too. Those mccrispy sandwiches are superior to BK's chicken though

 

[Nigger John]

Whooper

 

[BUBBLER]

Also, Dave Thomas was adopted. And any time I hear that I have to wonder what kind of evil shit that baby did to make their parents not love them. Square patties is pretty fucked up, honestly. I'd say his parents dodged a bullet and a fat redheaded granddaughter

The customers like when the patty hangs outside the bun. It's an old fayshioned hamburger

 

[BUBBLER]

Eating ten cheeseburgers and two fries from a bag of White Castles you got between your legs when you're driving drunk between the bar and your girl's place where you'll shit yourself with a wet fart then proceed to decimate the toilet in the morning is PFG living.

White Castle is such shit, they steam the meat on top of onions so it gets no flavor

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The customers like when the patty hangs outside the bun. It's an old fayshioned hamburger

Yeah, so Dave Thomas says. The famously adopted Dave Thomas. You gonna trust him or every other burger place ever?

 

[Andy Elliott]

The double cheeseburger from McDonald's might be the only goyburger I don't hate. Burger King nacho fries are pfg tbh tho no cap

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I will say most of you guys are missing out on Canadian A&W. Which is apparently completely different than American A&W. Turk told me that.

 

[NiggerThisForumSucks]

Call it

Jim “Geriatric, Deformed Fag” Norton prefers gluten-free falafel rolls instead, since he’s not a peasant like you or I, but as long as some detestable, giant, unwashed, transgender fag monster ejaculates onto a burger, Whopper or Quarter Pounder, he’ll eat it up without hesitation!

In fact, he can’t eat nuggets to this day unless they have also been lodged up a transsexual’s ass and requires the sacred, huge, transgender urine vial around his neck to be replenished every time he takes a sip of a McVegan milkshake!!!!

 

[NiggerThisForumSucks]

I, however, prefer McDonalds over generally subpar/shitty Burger King.

 

[NiggerThisForumSucks]

No. My teeth were knocked out by a gay Somalis penis. I believe his name was "Bock" or something.

Was he an ugly, black, Muslim, jihadist nigger who smelled like Fagworm Norton’s loose, nigger poo poo funhole after sex with giant, butterfaced, Nordic fagster man?

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

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