Whopper or quarter pounder?

[Jen_Tomlinson]

It's actually almost lunchtime.

On your fake 24 hour time yes

 

[Kinderman]

Also, Dave Thomas was adopted. And any time I hear that I have to wonder what kind of evil shit that baby did to make their parents not love them. Square patties is pretty fucked up, honestly. I'd say his parents dodged a bullet and a fat redheaded granddaughter

I knew this dumb bitch who was adopted, and when I wanted to piss her off I’d call her an orphan. I was a mean kid sometimes.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also, I'm gonna go ahead and say it. I'm not afraid anymore. I don't like fries. I like poutine, but I don't give a fuck to ever get plain fries with my food. I usually just get a burger and a drink.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

On your fake 24 hour time yes

8 is 8 8:30 pm is noon fawk it

 

[Turk February]

I just realized how dangerous my room is. This is unrelated. But Theresa spilled beer and soup next to if not on a power strip.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I just realized how dangerous my room is. This is unrelated. But Theresa spilled beer and soup next to if not on a power strip.

I’ll join the call

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Famous Star from Carl's Jr.

No cheese

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I knew this dumb bitch who was adopted, and when I wanted to piss her off I’d call her an orphan. I was a mean kid sometimes.

I met a girl when I was a little kid one time and we were hanging out all day having fun and then she asked me if I was adopted because she didn't think I looked like either of my parents. I was like "I'll go ask." My mom already heard her ask me and she got pissed and was like "how would you like it if someone asked you if you're adopted?" And she was like "I am adopted" and got upset and left. I still feel bad when I think about that and even at the time my mom was kind of just like "little bitch" even though I wasn't remotely bothered by it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

No cheese

Are you from fucking North Korea or some shit? What the fuck is with the no cheese?

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Are you from fucking North Korea or some shit? What the fuck is with the no cheese?

I’m Asian yes. But cheese on a whopper? Get fucked

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I never did the fries in the frosty thing. They had a strawburry frosty for a while and that was PFG

Cause you’re missing a knee

 

[Kinderman]

I met a girl when I was a little kid one time and we were hanging out all day having fun and then she asked me if I was adopted because she didn't think I looked like either of my parents. I was like "I'll go ask." My mom already heard her ask me and she got pissed and was like "how would you like it if someone asked you if you're adopted?" And she was like "I am adopted" and got upset and left. I still feel bad when I think about that and even at the time my mom was kind of just like "little bitch" even though I wasn't remotely bothered by it.

Poor lil mug just wanted to meet someone like her. Little did she know she was meeting a feral heathen and his acid-tongued mother.

 

[LiberalPussy]

WWAWD Wendy’s ghost pepper chicken sandwich?

 

[Hello Oneal!]

"I think they are all equally delicious burgers."

- Bob Saget, according to Patrice O'Neal in relation to Bob's penchant for fence-sitting so as not to lose out on any possible endorsement deal that comes his way

 

[Cleo's Dad]

I used to really enjoy a whopper from time to time. But I haven't had one in years so I'll have to go with the Quarter Pounder.

I miss the big & tasty tbqhwy

 

[Turk February]

On your fake 24 hour time yes

Actually in Ontario we use an 100 hour clock.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Eating ten cheeseburgers and two fries from a bag of White Castles you got between your legs when you're driving drunk between the bar and your girl's place where you'll shit yourself with a wet fart then proceed to decimate the toilet in the morning is PFG living.

 

[Child..]

Also, I'm gonna go ahead and say it. I'm not afraid anymore. I don't like fries. I like poutine, but I don't give a fuck to ever get plain fries with my food. I usually just get a burger and a drink.

Just exposed yourself as a skinny nigga

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Actually in Ontario we use an 100 hour clock.

It's a 69 hour clock and there are 420 minutes in an hour.

 

[Leeeavings]

Eating ten cheeseburgers and two fries from a bag of White Castles you got between your legs when you're driving drunk between the bar and your girl's place where you'll shit yourself with a wet fart then proceed to decimate the toilet in the morning is PFG living.

I think the thing I miss about drinking the most is that I haven’t been to White Castle in 15 years