What does Patricks life look like if we never interacted with him?

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Stand Alone Fruit
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Self promotion? He barely mentions his books or even links to buy them. I’d say 1% of his social media is promoting his work.

The only growth Pat has had is fat stomach
 
If Patty has never been found, he'd still be enjoying Pork Wednesday at Hoolis, where he slathers himself in bacon grease and offer his blown out butthole to to all in the alley next door. A smashing success. As it stands, his butthole is blown out as a result of the liquid beershits he violently expels daily.
 
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