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TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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Rick did go to a Trump Rally prior to Norm 11. Can't find it right now but he took a selfie while he was there in a Star Wars shirt meant to signal that he's an ally undercover. See he's part of #TheResistance; he's just stealthy about it.
He then proceeded to destroy his "comedy career" immediately after. What a stupid cunt he is.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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He then proceeded to destroy his "comedy career" immediately after. What a stupid cunt he is.
I wish there was video of that. The ones that exist are already bad enough but for pat to apologize for the bad set, it must have been some real grandstanding in silence while he thinks he is holding a political rally.
 

Kurt_Love

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Pat just fucked up because I actually do know what I'm talking about there.

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Come on you fat fucking cunt. Answer the questions, faggot.
Pat trained Duke Roufus, child
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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That's probably the biggest holy grail outside of the body cam footage where he's naked.
The fact that he apologized for his angry set (he’s always right and never wrong) which is something he’s pretty much never done means he REALLY had some kind of huge angry spaz meltdown on stage. I imagine it was a mix of screaming and crying to the point he had to be removed from the stage by the other comedians / people in attendance and probably took some swings at those calming him down. After that “set” his local comedy friends all cut ties with him expect for Kelly “did somebody say RAPE?!?’” Williams.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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Very true. I've mentioned mine on here at least two or three times in the past for no particular reason. (spoiler: it's really high.)
I mean Ed Oneil is a black belt so you'd have to be brown or black, or at least purple if you rolled with him before his black belt. RorqueGracie ova heah.

I mean I rolled with black belts when I was a lower belt but I can't imagine they got anything out of it. I basically got stuffed on everything I tried
 
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Pat trained Duke Roufus, child
I used to train with his brother Rick here in phoenix for boxing/kickboxing make fawwwkin american kickboxing great again. Back when Rick was making a pro boxing debut we had a bunch of good boxers come through his gym from the chavez boxing club. I miss being in my 20s FUCK! All the really cool shit at ricks gym went down when I was around 12 and my old man would just dump me off at the gym for my day care. Miss those days
 

PorqueDealer

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This is all part of his gym larp that started after the Lappening. Several years before Norm11 and yet
No pictures/video/mentions of:

BJJ
pat in a Gi/Rashguard
training partner/rolling buddies
the gym, the mats etc
any mention of competitions, belts
no mention of any moves/techniques by name

Boxing
boxing gloves
bag work
sparring
training
pictures of the ring

Kendo
training gear
matches/sparring etc.

Akido
you get the idea..

Krav Maga
we can stop now..

literally hundreds of references/pictures of pat being fat and drinking in a bar.
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The fact that he apologized for his angry set (he’s always right and never wrong) which is something he’s pretty much never done means he REALLY had some kind of huge angry spaz meltdown on stage. I imagine it was a mix of screaming and crying to the point he had to be removed from the stage by the other comedians / people in attendance and probably took some swings at those calming him down. After that “set” his local comedy friends all cut ties with him expect for Kelly “did somebody say RAPE?!?’” Williams.
The comedian apologized for an angry set, indicating a meltdown on stage. He was removed from the stage and reportedly took swings at those calming him down. His local comedy friends cut ties with him, except for Kelly Williams.
 
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