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Pat would get choked out by a 12 year old if he ever really tried jiu-jitsu.
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That might be his kink. He's into things.Pat would get choked out by a 12 year old if he ever really tried jiu-jitsu.
God is a funsterPat wishes he had big manly hands like Jackie and Jackie wishes she soft feminine hands like Pat.
Sounds about right for Rick. Runs around saying shit like "I absolutely would tell you that to your face" and then avoids even the smallest possibility of having to say shit to your face.I did I tried renting his unit in the name Prongay and he turned it down and blocked my messages rather than neutralize me.
Pat just fucked up because I actually do know what I'm talking about there.He’s currently bringing action Pat back
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Now he’s done boxing and BJJ for years because he’s a trained lethal weapon, child
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Now Pat is a bare-Knuckle brawler yet has the softest hands I’ve ever seen on a man. Not one callus.
inb4 Torque tells us he's sparring buddies with Ed O'Neill.Pat just fucked up because I actually do know what I'm talking about there.
Come on you fat fucking cunt. Answer the questions, faggot.
My kids go there actually and I have rolled with Ed. Felt weird trying to hurt Al Bundy, not gonna lie.inb4 Torque tells us he's sparring buddies with Ed O'Neill.
Next time you see him tell him I said he was fantastic in his episode of Miami Vice. (first episode after the pilot, he plays a vice cop so deep undercover no one can be sure whether or not he's turned.)My kids go there actually and I have rolled with Ed. Felt weird trying to hurt Al Bundy, not gonna lie.
You're right, he was awesome in that. I'll be happy to weird him out with that random bit of praise.Next time you see him tell him I said he was fantastic in his episode of Miami Vice. (first episode after the pilot, he plays a vice cop so deep undercover no one can be sure whether or not he's turned.)
Very true. I've mentioned mine on here at least two or three times in the past for no particular reason. (spoiler: it's really high.)Nobody who studies BJJ fir years never mentions their belt level. It'd be like a crossfitter who never talks about it
You really develop a tolerance to the smell of balls, I'll give you that.Imagine rolling around with dudes doing gay shit and calling it fighting?
This next move is the sit on your face trick.
Luckily you, being in the entertainment industry....You really develop a tolerance to the smell of balls, I'll give you that.
Pat is going to play the " I dont have to explain anything to you stlaker, enjoy prison" to avoid validating his claims.Pat just fucked up because I actually do know what I'm talking about there.
Come on you fat fucking cunt. Answer the questions, faggot.
Right? The valuable skills you pick up in life. All part of God's plan.Luckily you, being in the entertainment industry....
Oh I know but I'm gonna keep reminding him about it every day all the same. Fat cunt has never done anything. The idea he's "boxed for years" is fucking hilarious. When was the last time you saw a boxer who looks like Pat? FFS, you ridiculous fat cunt, kill yourself immediately.Pat is going to play the " I dont have to explain anything to you stlaker, enjoy prison" to avoid validating his claims.
Oh I know but I'm gonna keep reminding him about it every day all the same. Fat cunt has never done anything. The idea he's "boxed for years" is fucking hilarious. When was the last time you saw a boxer who looks like Pat? FFS, you ridiculous fat cunt, kill yourself immediately.
Rick did go to a Trump Rally prior to Norm 11. Can't find it right now but he took a selfie while he was there in a Star Wars shirt meant to signal that he's an ally undercover. See he's part of #TheResistance; he's just stealthy about it.Patrick either didn't listen to the video or is too dense to understand. Trump asked if there were any Harris supporters and said raise your hand then walked it back and said don't we don't want anyone to get hurt. Patrick attending a rally for a political opponent? Patrick would sperg out and get into a fight far before ever being able to see Trump speak and he would be the aggressor. He's a drunk with anger problems by his own admission.
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