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"Next time cook slightly longer at a slightly lower temperature"
Translation: The outside was completely burned whilst the inside completely raw
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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Translation: The outside was completely burned whilst the inside completely raw
"Breakfast from 11AM - 3PM" 
It's so baffling and the Wellington infuriates me way more than it should. The whole execution from start to finish was just so Patrick. He's had wellington many times and loves it, but his version is going to specifically do away with all the things that everybody accepts make it unique and worthy of showing off as a marker of good taste and skill because he just thinks he can do it better.
No Pâté, no evidence of what went in the duxelles, no rare meat, no decoration, no evidence of the stages of prep that make it delicious in the first place, incomprehensible sides. Just a photo of a burnt, shitty looking beef pie thing, and an insistance that it was really delicious. And you know in his mind this one shitty wellington elevates him among chefs, the same way his trip to auschwitz elevated him among holocaust scholars, and his dad's alleged jobs elevate him among cocksucking faggots.
A well done wellington is a failure. There is no getting around that. It's not a dish that you're supposed to tweak to suit a retard's unsophisticated palate, and that's why it's a measure of skill and excellence. It's like baking a really complicated cake that's supposed to have an almost universally well defined outcome that doesn't involve charred pastry and well done beef. Wellingtons are only even considered benchmarks dishes because there is an unusually complex interaction of chemical processes involved in cooking all the ingredients well, so it needs to be managed to perfection but someone who doesn't default to thinking that overdone steak is "delicious".
I'm no Michelin starred chef myself. I like good food, but sometimes I eat ridiculous meals too especially if I'm on my own and being lazy. Sometimes my girl might ask what I'm having for dinner and ill send her a picture of some sad, weird little plate of bachelor food and we'll have a good old laugh at it. Its not even as bad as toast and corn but I can't imagine how disturbed my mind would have to be to post those pictures to social media thinking they are food porn.
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The charcuterie one was probably my favorite. There’s absolutely no shame in buying a crafted one from a store. It’s fun, simple and you’d think that being from the cheese state there would be some really good artisan cheese doing something cool with local dairy. Plus being surrounded by all sorts of Germans, Italians and Nordic folk there’d be some good smoked /cured meats. That wasn’t even charcuterie, it was a deconstructed cheese sandwich with fruits.
What's funny is that if he really doesn't like the components of a beef wellington, it's still possible to make something better suited to his tastes that's actually edible, but he's too fucking stupid/stubborn to ponder how to actually do that. He could've just slow cooked some beef short ribs (or even chuck roast) in whatever spices he wants, wrap it up with some crisp bacon in puff pastry and bake. He could even post the finished uncut product and say it's a Wellington, and nobody would be the wiser. But he just assumed the first thought that occurred in his brain was the correct one, and bumbled his way through it.
Wasn't the Wellington his stay home alone Xmas dinner?
Millions of pests all over the country, brotherman
Those lightsaber chopsticks are an abomination.This really is fucking funny. I hope we'll see future additions to the menu like...
...this Thanksgiving special.
A variety of chicken and Asian dishes (Lightsaber chopsticks are a must.)
This curry (?) plated by someone with severe autism...
...and whatever the fuck kind of slop is going on here.
Need to source that whisky they age in barrels at sea too.
You know he immediately ditched those for a spoon
Did yours also leak all over the place while baking, indicating a lack of patience to tightly wrap the thing
I don't know what annoys me more, he is so fucking hatable:
1) Light saber chopsticks
2) Drinking CORONA....teehee because coronaVIRUS!
3)Anti- racist chink slop
No, because there is no way in hell he actually ate it. He rushed to post the photo, and then found himself unable to saw into it, and just ordered a pizza. Or two. Because he’s a glutton.
Those dishes FUCKING. STINK.