This asshole sure has a lot of beer for someone who doesn't drink.

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You think you're better than me, faggot?

 

[Turry]

Two beer a day isn't a problem, Corey. This is Norton levels of getting sober. Also nice ensemble, stupit.

 

[RoTheHo69]

If you came home and just took 1 pill? What the fuck is the problem?

 

[Turry]

If you came home and just took 1 pill? What the fuck is the problem?

He doesn't even specify the pill. It could be blood pressure meds or something you have to take daily.

 

[in recovery]

I want to say this is intentional rage bait but probably fucking not.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

They look like giant baby bottles. He should just put that little nipple thing on there and nurse it like a giant baby.

 

[Scott Peterson Fanclub]

He’ll end up like Jim Fixx.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He 100% drank the rest of that bottle.

 

[Turry]

What are the odds that he's trying to find vulnerable alcoholics so he can take advantage of them? Why don't you just tell us what you did, Corey? Why do I have to hit your dumb ass up?

 

[nasty twp]

My grandfather drank himself to an early death on jugs of Cy, as many rural post-war old fellas did. While neither me or my father really touch the stuff, beyond a social slurp on Christmas & birthdays or at one or two summer barbecues.

And my dad in particular has every socially-enabled emasculation reason to pick up the bottle--as a kid he used to get flayed alive by his dad for mild acts of delinquency, he has some sort of vague foster-care and Army-related trauma he won't ever tell me about stiff-upper lip style, and he never got a job or a career again after the 2008 recession.

One is led to question whether alcoholism really is genetic and if it's all that hard to stop boozing, is what I'm saying.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He just made beer sound amazing to that kid.

 

[Turry]

My grandfather drank himself to an early death on jugs of Cy, as many rural post-war old fellas did. While neither me or my father really touch the stuff, beyond a social slurp on Christmas & birthdays or at one or two summer barbecues.

And my dad in particular has every socially-enabled emasculation reason to pick up the bottle--as a kid he used to get flayed alive by his dad for mild acts of delinquency, he has some sort of vague foster-care and Army-related trauma he won't ever tell me about stiff-upper lip style, and he never got a job or a career again after the 2008 recession.

One is led to question whether alcoholism really is genetic and if it's all that hard to stop boozing, is what I'm saying.

Look just confirm my suspicions that this guy is a closeted homo and shut up

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Why

Does

He

Have

All

This
https://youtube.com/shorts/ryB_PC811A8?si=gRn9OFdkCg9AdPTj
Booze
https://youtube.com/shorts/ZyjCFQFCXx8?si=0teImv49iWJPJj9U

If he's not going to drink it?

Ooh good for you, Corey. You dump one glass out of every bottle you drink so you can load it with a bunch of sugary shit because you're a fucking pussy. I hate this disingenuous piece of shit.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

This nigger has neck tattoos but he's going to lecture us about restraint.

Beer is objectively healthier than Coke, you dumb cunt.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

He just made beer sound amazing to that kid.

This guy has to be sponsored by Miller Lite

And I don't mean the 12 step kind either.

 

[nasty twp]

Look just confirm my suspicions that this guy is a closeted homo and shut up

You didn't ask me Butty. Hard to tell with these sanctimonious sorts, but it's possible he's dabbled. Perhaps a few noshings-off at AA, or some adolescent fumblings a la Treehouse, though he'd never own up to bisexuality or sack up and go out with a bloke in public like someone with a spine, because identifying as an alcoholic is much more respectable and manly. He'll probably pull a Norton next.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This guy drinks at least a bottle of sugared up hard liquor a day. At least Turk's just on the light beer.

 

[RoTheHo69]

My grandfather drank himself to an early death on jugs of Cy, as many rural post-war old fellas did. While neither me or my father really touch the stuff, beyond a social slurp on Christmas & birthdays or at one or two summer barbecues.

And my dad in particular has every socially-enabled emasculation reason to pick up the bottle--as a kid he used to get flayed alive by his dad for mild acts of delinquency, he has some sort of vague foster-care and Army-related trauma he won't ever tell me about stiff-upper lip style, and he never got a job or a career again after the 2008 recession.

One is led to question whether alcoholism really is genetic and if it's all that hard to stop boozing, is what I'm saying.

jugs of Cy? What the fuck is this bit? bizarre.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Why

Does

He

Have

All

This
https://youtube.com/shorts/ryB_PC811A8?si=gRn9OFdkCg9AdPTj
Booze
https://youtube.com/shorts/ZyjCFQFCXx8?si=0teImv49iWJPJj9U

If he's not going to drink it?

Ooh good for you, Corey. You dump one glass out of every bottle you drink so you can load it with a bunch of sugary shit because you're a fucking pussy. I hate this disingenuous piece of shit.

Notice that he NEVER puts the whole bottle under the faucet. Just the one glass. If you're spending thousands of dollars on alcohol just to dump it down your fucking sink, then why don't you just dump it all down there, fuckface? I want to knock this cocksucker's buck teeth out.