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This asshole sure has a lot of beer for someone who doesn't drink.

DMAN

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Weed smokers always try to attack cigarettes. Similar to this guy who obviously loves alcohol but tries to attack soda.

Yeah, smoking weed and drinking beer does something for you. You get to escape the hell of reality dragging you down. You're not smoking or drinking for the experience of the product itself, it's for what happens to you after it.

Cigarettes might give you a little kick because you're addicted to them, but there's no real high attached to it. Soda might be pleasurable in the moment, but there's still no high.

People do unhealthy things like smoke cigs and drink soda for no good reason at all. On the contrary, people get drunk and get high for very good reasons. They just take it too far. Anti-addiction people cannot get this through their heads. They think because they depended on the substance too much, that nobody else has the ability to enjoy in moderation.
 

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Fucking guy has 3 Deer heads mounted on his wall in the same room. He has problems with moderation, and he's taking it out on the entire planet.

He also has ridiculous tattoos all over his arms, hands, neck, and body in general. Again, this is a man who has serious problems with restraint and respecting himself. But he's gonna lecture you on what you're doing.
 
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One is led to question whether alcoholism really is genetic and if it's all that hard to stop boozing, is what I'm saying.
It can be, in some cases. An old friend of mine married a girl who has four siblings, and alcohol has totally destroyed them. None of them are capable of having a few, or tieing one on every now and again. They get going and they just don't stop until they physically can't drink anymore. It's some sad, pitiful shit. Prison, amputations, brain damage, broken bones, just a trail of total ruin. Two of them did eventually stop, but only because they were flat-out told they'd die if they started again. It just hits them differently than it does most people.
 

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Turry

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It can be, in some cases.
There is no gene that makes you go to the store, buy liquor and start drinking it. One of the reasons society is so fucked up is that we have these stupid biodeterministic ideas about human behaviour. Even your own example shows that people will absolutely stop when there's enough of an incentive for them to give a shit.
 
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There is no gene that makes you go to the store, buy liquor and start drinking it. One of the reasons society is so fucked up is that we have these stupid biodeterministic ideas about human behaviour. Even your own example shows that people will absolutely stop when there's enough of an incentive for them to give a shit.
I suppose that's true as well. It might have been the environment they grew up in, and whatever was going on there. It's just interesting how similar they all are re: booze. For whatever reason, for them, it's like instant retard juice.
 

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I suppose that's true as well. It might have been the environment they grew up in, and whatever was going on there. It's just interesting how similar they all are re: booze. For whatever reason, for them, it's like instant retard juice.
There's definitely differences in how people act when they're drunk and there's differences between how people act on that information. Some people know they're retarded when they drink so they stay away from it. Other people don't care and just go for broke. I'm a pretty happy drunk with a high tolerance so there's no real danger of me fucking up a relationship or falling down and splitting my head open when I'm hammered but I still avoid it because hangovers suck ass. Wasn't always that way but it's possible to moderate without stopping.
 

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Notice that he NEVER puts the whole bottle under the faucet. Just the one glass. If you're spending thousands of dollars on alcohol just to dump it down your fucking sink, then why don't you just dump it all down there, fuckface? I want to knock this cocksucker's buck teeth out.
Have another drink. Pathetic alcoholic
 
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