These two retards couldn’t even fry an egg together.

[RobertMewler]

I'm assuming in your house, your husband is the primary breadwinner so you do the right thing and take care of him when he comes home. You cook and clean. He doesn't have to do anything.

Despite what Rudy claims, it's fairly obvious Niki is was the primary breadwinner. Rufus should be cleaning the house and making her meals. Instead, Fatty sits on the couch in his pink blanky (maybe Niki makes him wrap up in it to try and hold the fart gasses in) fatly oinking on Twitter while Niki makes him food.

Fatso makes no money, doesn't clean or cook. He's literally worthless.

Yes, that's exactly it. He brings home the bacon and I fry it in a pan (and do everything else home-related).

It's clear Niki doesn't do anything at all around the house. We've seen the days' worth of filth on the stovetop and the slop he cooks for himself.

It's obvious she's the man out there hustling while HE'S THE BITCH.

 

[fenrir]

And some Moen faucets, nigga!

"Every faucet in my house is Moen!"

I use this for ASMR.




"I live around Jews!"

 

[guest]

No one makes risotto for lunch. 100% chance it’s some instant shit from a pouch or leftovers.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

No one makes risotto for lunch. 100% chance it’s some instant shit from a pouch or leftovers.

I agree. He got some 2min mushroom risotto

 

[EraGodless]

Prison slop would be the most accurate way to describe this meal.

I wouldn't go that far. I did a stint in county. Unfortunately it was during the Thanksgiving holiday. We were served bologna bits in a gravy with 2 slices of bread and a banana. Now, I had commissary, so it wasn't too bad (some Ramen and chips).

As an aside- some prisons/jails have decent food. The disparity in food between then is crazy. At one place you're eating like a King (comparatively speaking) and at the next, you're eating like you're in a Charles Dickens novel.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Looks revolting. That risotto is a fucking mess.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Pat really showing us that Niki isn’t a useless lump of booze-addled dogshit who doesn’t do anything all day. She can microwave some slop with the best of them.

 

[guest]

Wife made it but he's sitting on the couch staring at the television all alone.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I just dont get his instant reaction to having a plate of food in front of him the first thing he thinks of is to post a photo of it on twitter. Just eat your basic meal. Its some frozen meatballs two bellpeppers and some rice. Hardly something post worthy. Its like home cooking isnt common in that house.

It almost makes you think that every meal he eats that isnt posted online, is McDonalds

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Lunch at home on a Tuesday? Hmm must have had the day off.

 

[guest]

This meal doesn't make any fucking sense!

Do sausage and peppers for lunch! Frozen Meatballs and diced peppers? Fucking risotto as a side for lunch?

 

[Guyincognito]

You’ll note that there’s never 2 plates together in his “food” photos.

 

[FLUUUID]

You’ll note that there’s never 2 plates together in his “food” photos.

He finishes the first one and then takes a picture of the second

 

[EraGodless]

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This meal doesn't make any fucking sense!

Do sausage and peppers for lunch! Frozen Meatballs and diced peppers? Fucking risotto as a side for lunch?

When you're unemployed, everyday is a Friday/Saturday and breakfast/lunch/dinner lose their traditional meaning.

It's even sadder, because he probably ate that shit for breakfast, because I'm pretty sure his first meal of the day is at noon- 1pm.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

And some Moen faucets, nigga!

Pat prolly got a beige computer.