These two retards couldn’t even fry an egg together.

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Nice undercooked peppers, stupid. Nice obnoxious serving of risotto, too. That’s just what piggy needs.

 

[TokenX]

He posts the most mundane shit. What a mediocre white man.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Seriously the risotto looks like it’s some staple food in east Africa

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Yum. Microwaved frozen meatballs.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I want to murder children when he ends these with "Delicious." It's:
1) He likes to end his tweets with one definitive word, as if it's the final punch of some profound message he's imparting to his followers. You know who else does that, Roscoe? Trump. Sad.
2) Just imagining his lumpy face and bassmouth annunciating the word Delicious with drool and meatball sauce glistening on his lips makes me physically, obsessively angry.

Pigs diet consists of junk and poorly made slop and thinks it’s fine dining. He’s just a white trash rube pretending he’s above everyone. Just because it’s edible doesn’t mean it’s delicious, you rube!

 

[RobertMewler]

Gordon Ramsey would like a word about that risotto.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Prison slop would be the most accurate way to describe this meal.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I want to murder children when he ends these with "Delicious." It's:
1) He likes to end his tweets with one definitive word, as if it's the final punch of some profound message he's imparting to his followers. You know who else does that, Roscoe? Trump. Sad.
2) Just imagining his lumpy face and bassmouth annunciating the word Delicious with drool and meatball sauce glistening on his lips makes me physically, obsessively angry.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I just dont get his instant reaction to having a plate of food in front of him the first thing he thinks of is to post a photo of it on twitter. Just eat your basic meal. Its some frozen meatballs two bellpeppers and some rice. Hardly something post worthy. Its like home cooking isnt common in that house.

 

[RobertMewler]

I love what a terrible cook and wife Niki is. How is it a surprise treat for her to make a meal for her own husband? Truly pathetic.

Dinner is served hot for my man every day he gets home from work (plated within 5 minutes of his arrival). I've made beef bourguignon twice for him this month alone (since he loved it so much the first time), and am going to roast a whole chicken tonight. All while keeping a clean house. He doesn't lift a finger.

We are all better than this lardass and his lazy slob of a 'wife'. You guys get to gloat about your successful careers, I get to gloat about my wifing skills. There's something for everybody when it comes to Patposting!

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

How did wifey make lunch if she has a office down town, ppp rules don't allow working from home, the evidence piles up

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

sad microwave meal for a fat loser

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Even the plate looks cheap. My dude - colored plates are garbage. Take some of that PPP money, hit up Williams Sanoma and get your dinnerware game on point with a set of Fortessa Classics.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

How did wifey make lunch if she has a office down town, ppp rules don't allow working from home, the evidence piles up

It’s a half-home, child. Literal Pat wins again!

 

[guest]

What an unappetizing looking meal. The "risotto" looks like cat shit and what kind of provincial hick eats meatballs with risotto anyway? The kind that eats in front of the TV by the looks of it. White trash.

 

[guest]

I love what a terrible cook and wife Niki is. How is it a surprise treat for her to make a meal for her own husband? Truly pathetic.

Dinner is served hot for my man every day he gets home from work (plated within 5 minutes of his arrival). I've made beef bourguignon twice for him this month alone (since he loved it so much the first time), and am going to roast a whole chicken tonight. All while keeping a clean house. He doesn't lift a finger.

We are all better than this lardass and his lazy slob of a 'wife'. You guys get to gloat about your successful careers, I get to gloat about my wifing skills. There's something for everybody when it comes to Patposting!

Beef bourguignon is delicious. Do you serve it with mashed potatoes, flat noodles like tagliatelle or rice? Works with all of them

 

[Udders]

Eating on the coffee table? How grown up.

 

[RobertMewler]

Beef bourguignon is delicious. Do you serve it with mashed potatoes, flat noodles like tagliatelle or rice? Works with all of them

We go light on the carbs so I served it with sauteed mushrooms (and the obligatory onions, garlic, and tomato paste). I followed Julia Child's recipe here to the letter and it came out perfect:



Edit: A couple of nights ago I followed her recommended way of cooking steak and deglazing the pan with a little wine, butter, and chopped onion & garlic to make a sauce for the steak. So effing good!

 

[RobertMewler]

Even the plate looks cheap. My dude - colored plates are garbage. Take some of that PPP money, hit up Williams Sanoma and get your dinnerware game on point with a set of Fortessa Classics.

And some Moen faucets, nigga!

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

And some Moen faucets, nigga!

Got the Grohe touch in the kitchen, which is dope af.