The Worst Of: That Reddit Guy's Text Archive

AliceWorquer

Fat bitch with faggot tits
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This one made me laugh so fucking hard first time I read it I was forced to try and explain what I was reading, but obviously there is no explaining this. The phrase "breakfast corn" was just so mindbendingly stupid, it was the final nail in the coffin for showing what a humorless cunt Patrick truly is. Anyone who isn't completely broken would surely be able to see this as a clean break point. He could have just rolled his eyes, snorted one single fucking solitary chuckle through his piggy snout and used that moment of clarity to back away. Even just replying "lol" would have done so much to rehabilitate his image.
 
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