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The Worst Of: That Reddit Guy's Text Archive

Harry Powell

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My favorite texts of all time are the wager / game gimmicks.

I really loved all the Jigsaw posts. He couldn’t just SHUT his FUCKING MOUTH, he had to fuck everyone. I believe there were some where the other people were included in the initial game-proposition text and he still proceeded to reply.

There was also a bit where a redditor said “If you just don’t reply to this single text, I will never contact you again.” and he couldn’t bite his tongue. I really think the Redditor might have held up his end of the bargain too. But PaT just has to get the last word always.
 

TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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*All images in this archive were taken from reddit, I am reposting them for commentary. I do not condone or encourage texting*

I'll be posting these in portions when I get time until I don't have any or i'm arrested by MPD











1) isn't Ethan a millionaire or thereabouts? @Ethan P. Schulman comment?

2) how does he keep falling for this? :patrice_md:
 
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She doesnt sound tiring to talk to or listen to or be with.
 
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TYFYS. I'm going to have to take my time reading through these, but do you have the one where the reddit rascal calls him "fatalker"? That one had me fawwkin howling.
 
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