The Patrick Tomlinson Interviews Part1

[UnPRePared]

I didn't create the "No Gimmick-Accounts Allowed" rule, I just enforce it.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Imagine taking pics like these and then falling for shit like that:

When I first got into The Business a casting agent told me she will literally never hire anyone who has headshots pointing to their own head or in a similar “thoughtful” pose. I know Rick isn’t really going for that but the reasons remain sound.

 

[NoBacon]

Getting into the secret forum is like being a made guy.

It’s no hope, no Jesus, no Madonna, nobody can help us, if we ever give up this secret to anybody, any kinds of friends of mine, let’s say. This Thing cannot be exposed.

You’ve all done everything you hadda do ... Stay the way youse are, don’t let it go to your head ... it’s not to be used to make money. It’s not an advantage, a ticket to abuse people, it doesn’t make you better than other people. The thing is you have all of us to protect you. If you don’t let it go to your head, and you don’t abuse it, you’ll have a happy, happy, happy life

 

[Harry Powell]

Secret forum is for gays. It’s better if that stays a very small enclave of content producers and their behind the scene machinations. That way, the best bits and jokes are here for public consumption.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I think the real swatting story is something more like this.

Someone saw info about Pat and nigger babies and called the police.

They probably do a routine check and knock at the door, suspicious, MAYBE a little assertive.

Pat just loses his mind immediately and starts swearing and yelling about cyberterrorists and nazis. How could the police NOT know about his situation?? Police go from assertive to aggressive in their tone. Nikki steps in because baby boy was too worked up.

Nice living in poverty without a gate, stupid.

 

[analeggsalad]

as someone sat out most of the Pat stuff this is fucking amazing

everything he described sounded like it came from an episode of Jackass guest directed by David Lynch

the pests can get fawkin DARK man

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I wou

The time around that article might have been a prime time for Pat to have his guard down regarding accepting interviews. Maybe that guy on reddit saw this opening and went to slide in for the long con, and lined up a bunch of interviews with Pat and possibly other people he might have mentioned.
Dish, girls, dish!!

l would love if he somehow convinced Pat to let Niki be interviewed.

 

[guest]

Judge Stein has Piggy sweating hard. I think the good Justice needs this clip of Pat calling him stupid essentially, sent to him.

Judge Stine has surpassed Vos and Even Gilbert levels of heeb acceptance.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Secret forum is for gays. It’s better if that stays a very small enclave of content producers and their behind the scene machinations. That way, the best bits and jokes are here for public consumption.

Solid cope, bro. #secretsquad4life

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Secret forum is for gays. It’s better if that stays a very small enclave of content producers and their behind the scene machinations. That way, the best bits and jokes are here for public consumption.

All you have to do is name 15 Indian breakfast cereals and swear to never use a toilet again.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Patrick said that we work for him. I've had some weird jobs, but this one really takes the cake.

...

how weird was the job at the gay sex factory?

 

[Meownaw]

The best/worst part is at the end when Pat talks like James Caan in Thief. “I am the last guy in the world you want to be fucking with!” That’s what I told them three years ago anyway. *cough* When will they learn?

"No one likes older kids! You got a black chink older kid? I'll turn them into pepperoni!"

 

[Titsucks]

part 2 just dropped

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Strap the fuck in, kids !

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

I'm so hard right now.

 

[Getoffmylawn2]

Of course Part 2 starts with him going outside of Hooligans to do the interview.

 

[Bigsmooth]

part 2 just dropped

We needed this after Norm news

 

[JayFirebrand2]

Of course Part 2 starts with him going outside of Hooligans to do the interview.

Beautiful.

 

[FLUUUID]

Of course Part 2 starts with him going outside of Hooligans to do the interview.

I like that he interrupted his evening so he could speak his truth

 

[KelseyBeefers]

I have been absent from this forum for months. You guys really just tricked him into thinking the Huffington post wanted an interview? Mark my words. Pat is going to cause a mass shooting.


But holy shit how gullible are you Pat?