The Patrick Tomlinson Interviews Part1

[UnPRePared]

It's been a full day plus, and I still can't put into words what I've listened to. Even practicing most of the day, going on a mind-clearing walk, I don't feel I can do justice in written word what I heard last night.

I'm a bloody writer for a living, and artist, and yet the man who pulled off a performance such as this... I'm left in awe.

Josiah, or Thomas Apostle, whomever who you are... Andy Kaufman, Bob Newhart, Billy Connelly, even Peter Sellers would be in awe of what you pulled off here. You caught an autistic simpleton with his pants down - willingly. You fooled him every which way. He opened up like he was on truth serum. And all to his own detriment.

You deserve a prize from the Big Ass Prize Closet. My next encore goes out to you (in secret).

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

It's been a full day plus, and I still can't put into words what I've listened to. Even practicing most of the day, going on a mind-clearing walk, I don't feel I can do justice in written word what I heard last night.

I'm a bloody writer for a living, and artist, and yet the man who pulled off a performance such as this... I'm left in awe.

Josiah, or Thomas Apostle, whomever who you are... Andy Kaufman, Bob Newhart, Billy Connelly, even Peter Sellers would be in awe of what you pulled off here. You caught an autistic simpleton with his pants down - willingly. You fooled him every which way. He opened up like he was on truth serum. And all to his own detriment.

You deserve a prize from the Big Ass Prize Closet. My next encore goes out to you (in secret).

I immediately thought of Kaufman as I was listening to it, the whole nuking your account then releasing such an epic torching of the pig is something that Kaufman would have done if he lived today.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

https://archive.is/qMn9U

This one is good, too:

https://archive.is/3WOBv

hahahaha, this is even worse than I remembered. Claims victory in August of 2019, two years and $100,000+ later, he's in so much worse of a situation. Claims he's writing a book about it, two years later and not a single word has been written.

You can also tell this guy is a much better writer than Rick and additional kudos to him for slipping in a "Pat" instead of "Patrick".

Pure, white hot insanity from Rick here. He would legitimately benefit from getting involuntarily committed to a mental institution for a minimum of 2 years. Or a fat camp.

Has anyone let this Derek Powazek fellow know how Pat's doing nowadays? I imagine he'd love to know.

 

[TokenX]

Isnt it the same guy who did Steve Cox for Congress video?

Nah

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Hopefully no rascals splice sound of Pat calling his a wife a whore that gets bukkaked by a bunch of n-words

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Reminder that when the pests fucked with Joe Cumias income, he went to court and promptly earned a victory right in the face of the honorable Judge Milian.

Now THAT is what WINNING looks like

Oh fuck. If this case gets tossed that might be his last resort.

If Mel blesses us with a second O&A lolcow TV court appearance I will never stray from the faith.

Hell it could even be Judge Mablean and it would still count towards canonization imho

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Its always a nice surprise when a rascal pranks Pat and finally post the results when they are done. I dont know how they kept it to themselves for however long this has gone on. ( id guess at least a couple weeks if there are more parts to this.) I wouldnt be able to sit on it that long. Looking forward to seeing/hearing part 2

 

[guest]

Its always a nice surprise when a rascal pranks Pat and finally post the results when they are done. I dont know how they kept it to themselves for however long this has gone on. ( id guess at least a couple weeks if there are more parts to this.) I wouldnt be able to sit on it that long. Looking forward to seeing/hearing part 2

I honestly think it was very recent, so yes maybe a couple of weeks, but definitely not more than a month, probably around the time, he told us watch what is coming. Somehow a Huff Po sympathy piece was his big score that would rally the world around him or is episode 2-5, possibly FBI agents that the Huff Po author connected him with, the suspense is killing me.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I honestly think it was very recent, so yes maybe a couple of weeks, but definitely not more than a month, probably around the time, he told us watch what is coming. Somehow a Huff Po sympathy piece was his big score that would rally the world around him or is episode 2-5, possibly FBI agents that the Huff Po author connected him with, the suspense is killing me.

Thats what makes this place so hilarious. The random bits that some users come up with on their own then share their results. You do your random ball busting, some other rascal does a WWE superstar insult bit. Now this fella that somehow was able to get pat to take an interview. We dont hear about it until its already over. Im always surprised what some people come up with just to bust pats balls.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Thats what makes this place so hilarious. The random bits that some users come up with on their own then share their results. You do your random ball busting, some other rascal does a WWE superstar insult bit. Now this fella that somehow was able to get pat to take an interview. We dont hear about it until its already over. Im always surprised what some people come up with just to bust pats balls.

I'm willing to call some of it High Art

 

[guest]

Thats what makes this place so hilarious. The random bits that some users come up with on their own then share their results. You do your random ball busting, some other rascal does a WWE superstar insult bit. Now this fella that somehow was able to get pat to take an interview. We dont hear about it until its already over. Im always surprised what some people come up with just to bust pats balls.

This broke the (in honor of Rick) the space time continuum, the fat bastard has not direct interacted with anybody since, this was pure genius. The Patposting will never be the same.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I like how Mr 6 figures a year thinks $17,000 “laying around” is a lot of money. I put at least $25,000 a year in savings Patrick. It’s really not hard, you don’t buy shit you don’t need or that you have to go deep into debt to get. It’s really not hard.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

The only thing that could make this better is if a real journalist contacts him and pat blows it with his cunty incredulity

 

[A House Nigger]

16, dont know dick about the Internet, but would changing the video to unlisted make it harder for Pat to find?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Judge Stein has Piggy sweating hard. I think the good Justice needs this clip of Pat calling him stupid essentially, sent to him.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Thats what makes this place so hilarious. The random bits that some users come up with on their own then share their results. You do your random ball busting, some other rascal does a WWE superstar insult bit. Now this fella that somehow was able to get pat to take an interview. We dont hear about it until its already over. Im always surprised what some people come up with just to bust pats balls.

That's the benefit of no secret forum, don't have a bunch of faggot here cryptically hinting at shit just like Pat.

Unless there is a secret forum, in that case you're all faggots and I demand to be admitted.

 

[Cuphead]

16, dont know dick about the Internet, but would changing the video to unlisted make it harder for Pat to find?

Won't matter since he's mointoring this site 24/7.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This broke the (in honor of Rick) the space time continuum, the fat bastard has not direct interacted with anybody since, this was pure genius. The Patposting will never be the same.

Definitely raised the bar. I can only guess but I think Pat was thirsty for media attention and a rascal got him when he was accepting interviews. He did have that Time interview ( not sure when that was done) but Pat might been high off his attention. No idea how the timeline plays out so its all speculation. I have to say the fella doing the interview was pretty convincing. I would have laughed in pats face once he explained the pepperoni incident

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

16, dont know dick about the Internet, but would changing the video to unlisted make it harder for Pat to find?

It’s ok, YouTube doesent take down prank calls. The Macron Show is going strong as ever.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I got called in to work on my fuckin day off but Im not even mad because all I did was Patpost