The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

@Dummy Gaynuts can stay. The committee has given me authorization to make him a temporary citizen for the duration of thanksgiving

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

@Dummy Gaynuts can stay. The committee has given me authorization to make him a temporary citizen for the duration of thanksgiving

I already made him a lifetime honorary Canadian for his Degrassi knowledge. I am the boss of Canada.

 

[Turk February]

I already made him a lifetime honorary Canadian for his Degrassi knowledge. I am the boss of Canada.

The elections are soon. I know the people don't take the PPC seriously but you will be challenged by me for position of boss of Canada. I won't hold back. I won't play fair either. Plant your feet firmly on the ground. You will be pushed.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The elections are soon. I know the people don't take the PPC seriously but you will be challenged by me for position of boss of Canada. I won't hold back. I won't play fair either. Plant your feet firmly on the ground. You will be pushed.

I'm a beloved pop culture icon and legend of the stage and screen, pal. I think I'll be fine.

 

[Turk February]

For our American friends the PPC is a fat right libertarian party. I actually campaigned for them their first year door to door. There was a lot of hope they would change Canadian politics. They totally flopped and are now an embarrassment.

 

[Turk February]

I'm a beloved pop culture icon and legend of the stage and screen, pal. I think I'll be fine.

But I know your secret. When the fact your penis is dry hits the newspapers, you're finished.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

But I know your secret. When the fact your penis is dry hits the newspapers, you're finished.

In my next term I'm going to make free penis wettener available to all uncircumcised male Canadians.

 

[Turk February]

In my next term I'm going to make free penis wettener available to all uncircumcised male Canadians.

Unrealistic promises. The public won't fall for it. Canadians are smarter than that.

 

[Turk February]

Did we accidentally just do actual political commentary by talking about your cock with you being the libs and me being the cons?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Did we accidentally just do actual political commentary by talking about your cock with you being the libs and me being the cons?

TURK FEBRUARY IS CALLING ME GAY! DID EVERYBODY HEAR THAT? HE'S A HOMOPHOBE! HE'S A HOMOPHOBE!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

So WHAT if Turry and I share a two million dollar brass bathtub that was paid for with tax dollars and scrub eachothers backs?? SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE BLACKS

 

[Mass.gov]

I remmeber when wyz was just this quirky little guy who knew every forum that ever existed...now he's this jerk with grooming allegations, hilarious.

 

[Turk February]

TURK FEBRUARY IS CALLING ME GAY! DID EVERYBODY HEAR THAT? HE'S A HOMOPHOBE! HE'S A HOMOPHOBE!

I'm not a homophone whatever that means. I just want you to be honest with yourself. You may not see it now but in saving you. It will hurt at first. Like a gay sex. But you'll learn to love life again.

 

[Turk February]

Cleaners are still not here btw. This is dog shit. Fuck.

 

[Turk February]

I left them alone to deal with my apartment and just said "there's headphones somewhere under there don't throw them out'

 

[Turk February]

I'm actually starting to have a lot of anxiety about it. There's cum napkins and shit there.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I left them alone to deal with my apartment and just said "there's headphones somewhere under there don't throw them out'

When you come back they'll be feral, hissing rat-people living amongst the trash.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm actually starting to have a lot of anxiety about it. There's cum napkins and shit there.

They've seen it before. They clean out apartments of people who have been evicted and trashed the place and whatnot. You'll also never see these people again.

 

[Turk February]

They've seen it before. They clean out apartments of people who have been evicted and trashed the place and whatnot. You'll also never see these people again.

I lost my wallet. I'm so sleepy and drunk. Might play the slots for the dopamine.

 

[Turk February]

They've seen it before. They clean out apartments of people who have been evicted and trashed the place and whatnot. You'll also never see these people again.

Also it's presumptuous to think I won't need them again in 2 months.