The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[ミスタースパーコル]

Also to our American friends, our natives worship snakes because the Hudson Bay corporation put them on the handles of inferior rifles they sold to them when they invaded. (Learned that at a museum)

Better or worse than those Africans who worship the comic character The Phantom.

 

[Turk February]

If you ever get a chance to go to a military museum check out their rifles. They're fucking amazing.

 

[Turk February]

Better or worse than those Africans who worship the comic character The Phantom.

Of course we're better than Africans. A few of us are even white.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Dudson Gay Co.

 

[Turk February]

Dudson Gay Co.

Gay hegemony is how we conquered the mighty Cree Nation. We came on them.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Gay hegemony is how we conquered the mighty Cree Nation. We came on them.

Can you believe the injuns from the American plains called the president "Great Father"? Fuckin gay

 

[Turk February]

Can you believe the injuns from the American plains called the president "Great Father"? Fuckin gay

Our Indians are hardcore. Always in bar fights and selling me cigarettes.

 

[Turk February]

I got in a heated argument with a native friend once
"Did your land get taken?"
"Was stolen land sold to you, we both got scammed"
And just laughed suddenly

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Can you believe the injuns from the American plains called the president "Great Father"?

Big Daddy

 

[Turk February]

Big Daddy

Oh Big Daddy. Please rain your cum on me so I may grow strong and mighty.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Oh Big Daddy. Please rain your cum on me so I may grow strong and mighty.

Here's a painting by the great contemporary painter of indians, George Catlin. It depicts "Pigeon Egg Head" or "the Light" (some sort of translation mistake) before and after he got sent to D.C. as a delegate (note the liquor bottles in his pockets). In short, indians are fucked up and drunks

 

[Turk February]

Here's a painting by the great contemporary painter of indians, George Catlin. It depicts "Pigeon Egg Head" or "the Light" (some sort of translation mistake) before and after he got sent to D.C. as a delegate (note the liquor bottles in his pockets). In short, indians are fucked up and drunks

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They also live cocaine and stealing shit. More of a modern thing.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

They also live cocaine and stealing shit. More of a modern thing.

Well they love to party

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

The Mexican presents an image of the indian as he could be: a fun-loving fellow. The Spanish did something right.

 

[Turk February]

Well they love to party

"Indians huff gas" who doesn't at 16?

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

A few of us are even white

Disgusting and unCanadian tbh

 

[Turk February]

It's like the fried chicken African American stereotype. Everyone loves fried chicken. Everywhere in the world. Why is it assigned to blacks?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

It's like the fried chicken African American stereotype. Everyone loves fried chicken. Everywhere in the world. Why is it assigned to blacks?

Because slave owners made them eat chicken and hog parts

 

[Turk February]

Because slave owners made them eat chicken and hog parts

But like, when I lived in Korea every locals dream was to retire one day and open a fried chicken restaurant. It's so completely not unique to their culture.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's like the fried chicken African American stereotype. Everyone loves fried chicken. Everywhere in the world. Why is it assigned to blacks?

Blacks LOVE THE SHIT out of fried chicken though. I know this.