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You fucked him too? You guys are gay bear fuckers.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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I was Zeddy (wallahi).
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Lmao fuck I forgot you were Zeddy
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Looks in the mirror. Slow guitar plays in the background. "It was me fucking Abe the whole time"
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Also don't worry about repeating yourself in this thread Boq. It's about Quantity not Quality in here. The important thing is whenever American faggot Thanksgiving is they don't have more posts than us.
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I'll always read a Zeller's story. Zeller's ruled.
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Our Zellers had some cool Zeddy mini ferris wheel thing for toddlers
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Stop speaking of it in past tense. It still exists.
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Well not in my life it doesn't.
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In your life you have to fuck a pug dog for entertainment. You're not the standard.
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Holy shit what the fuck there's Zellers everywhere
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Zeller'ses
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Zeller's was the first place that honored mislabeled price tags, and I almost got fired on my first day because I messed up the price tag for some expensive item. I think this is why they transferred me to the Diner instead of being in retail. How could Pat quit after one day at Target? I learned so much
We were opening a new Zellers...I installed the shelves etc, and would see my work even decades later until Zellers went caput. Opening day was so wild, like Black Friday but it was summer. The training was fucking a lil too over-involved and multifaceted, we were trained like for a month before opening day, even on obscure ISO 9001 safety shit.
The employee's lounge had a smoker's section and there was this blonde girl who was into brown guys and thought I was a pajeet, and told me she had an Indian grandmother.
When I worked in the diner, I had a crush on the hot waitresses, but the ugly ones wanted me, the hot ones didn't. I used to give rides home to the hot waitresses and ignore the ugly ones, and it caused some problems for me lol I was such a taker and never a giver.
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I could've swore the Zellerses all closed. What the FUCK. Am I going fucking crazy? Nothing is real.
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The Hudson Bay corporation reopened Zellers cuz people wanted lower quality goods.
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I recall they were closed by like 2010ish? Maybe one or two still exist, but HBC wanted to get rid of it as early as 2008ish.
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Also to our American friends, our natives worship snakes because the Hudson Bay corporation put them on the handles of inferior rifles they sold to them when they invaded. (Learned that at a museum)
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These days Hudson Bay Co is mostly known for yuppie women wearing their blanket patterns in various coats and shawls
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Yeah. It's hard to imagine they used to be one of the most powerful militaries in the Americas when I just go there to buy gloves.
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My old man used to do french & indian war reenacting and he always had a few Hudson Bay style blanket capotes. I had a kid-sized one myself