The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

After a while I kind of enjoyed a good butt smoke. Those fuckers hit hard, bud

My dad always had big coffee cans full of cigarette butts in the garage and there was honestly something magical about those fuckers sometimes. Especially in the cold.

Thinking about it now, I don't know why the fuck he had those. Like, why did he hoard cigarette butts?

 

[Turk February]

Boys. It's a very special time of day. It's lunch. What am I getting?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I really wish I could post my "Travellers Guide" on here cuz it's just all my stories of losing my phone and wallet. Having to beg for food in Incheon Airport, not even having a water bottle. It's a really good urban survival story but no one would read it.

I'd 100% read it. Your travel stories are hilarious. The bus trip thread is still an all timer

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Boys. It's a very special time of day. It's lunch. What am I getting?

Eat your mustache.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

Boys. It's a very special time of day. It's lunch. What am I getting?

Swallow your pride and clean your house

 

[Turk February]

I'd 100% read it. Your travel stories are hilarious. The bus trip thread is still an all timer

It's like a full book. I wrote it from notes that I made because I thought a character involved would pay me for the story for a ticket home. He did not. I spent 11 days there. Surprisingly it slowly becomes a story of friendship between me and the people at the information desk. Absolutely 0 fabrication in it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's like a full book. I wrote it from notes that I made because I thought a character involved would pay me for the story for a ticket home. He did not. I spent 11 days there. Surprisingly it slowly becomes a story of friendship between me and the people at the information desk. Absolutely 0 fabrication in it.

I remember you saying you ate taco bell with them. How many times do you think you whacked off in those 11 days?

 

[Turk February]

Oh. And I genuinely had psychosis 3 or 4 days in

 

[Turk February]

I remember you saying you ate taco bell with them. How many times do you think you whacked off in those 11 days?

0. As nice of an airport as it is it's still a sky bus station. Barely ate, only when people gave me something. I mostly layed on a bench and walked to the concourse.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

My dad always had big coffee cans full of cigarette butts in the garage and there was honestly something magical about those fuckers sometimes. Especially in the cold.

Thinking about it now, I don't know why the fuck he had those. Like, why did he hoard cigarette butts?

My mom used to put cigarette butts in half or mostly undraken stale cans of soda. They'd float to the top and I thought it was the grossest shit ever.

 

[Turk February]

My mom used to put cigarette butts in half or mostly undraken stale cans of soda. They'd float to the top and I thought it was the grossest shit ever.

That sounds cool as fuck.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I feel like if I was in that situation I'd either end up going nuts and trashing something and going to Korean jail or I'd just wander off, find some woods and be like "This is my life now. I live in the woods in Korea. Nobody can understand me. I am a wild animal and I must avoid humans."

 

[Turk February]

Is it weird I don't trust any woman who won't share a cigarette with me?

 

[Turk February]

I feel like if I was in that situation I'd either end up going nuts and trashing something and going to Korean jail or I'd just wander off, find some woods and be like "This is my life now. I live in the woods in Korea. Nobody can understand me. I am a wild animal and I must avoid humans."

I went angry only once the whole time. I don't have any idea how I kept it together for 11 days.

 

[Turk February]

Just imagine. No money. No phone. Nothing for entertainment. 11 fucking days. Like. I know some guys have been in jail but at least you speak the same language. It fucked me up a bit.

 

[Turk February]

The information desk and Mrs Lee smuggling me into the showers kept me sane. I actually still have the staff towels and use them. I told her straight up "you know I'm going to keep these, right?"

 

[Turk February]

I took a photo of the towels to prove my story. They specifically say Incheon Airport. But this place is broken and won't let me upload images.

 

[Turk February]

But yeah. About 8 days in I begged them "can I please clean myself?" And they snuck me into the staff showers pilots use.

 

[Turk February]

Yeah I don't want my kids to sound like retards. The wife has a bit of a potty mouth but I stay on her about it. I'm really good at not swearing in front of kids or mixed company and basically only let fly when it's only men around. There's nothing wrong with a little decorum sniff.

My dad would just call me a whore while we made flashbangs and pipe bombs out of matches for fun. I turned out okay.

 

[Turk February]

Weirdest skill I have is I can now make a bomb out of pack of matches and electrical tape. Dad was in the Soviet Army and it's how they taught them to escape POW camps.