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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

Turk February

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My dad and stepmom and my stepsister all let my niece swear and my one ex let her five year old swear. I always thought it was kind of fucked but to be fair, it's pretty funny to see an angelic little girl fuck something up and say "shit" or "God dammit" under their breath and they were good about not swearing in front of other people. The one time I asked my niece how some trip she went on was and she was like "Rough start." I asked what happened and she was like "Shit my pants." and shrugged, sighed and shook her head.
Is your step sister hot? The committee gave me permission to marry this year.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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You know what I hate? Going to pick up a pizza, there's a bunch of other people in the place and the guy makes you loudly repeat your full name five fucking times. That seriously pissed me off and I won't be going back there. I don't need every fucking loser in this place knowing who I am.

VUT IS YOUR NAME, BUDDY?
 

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You know what I hate? Going to pick up a pizza, there's a bunch of other people in the place and the guy makes you loudly repeat your full name five fucking times. That seriously pissed me off and I won't be going back there. I don't need every fucking loser in this place knowing who I am.

VUT IS YOUR NAME, BUDDY?
what happened to the food?
 

Turk February

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You know what I hate? Going to pick up a pizza, there's a bunch of other people in the place and the guy makes you loudly repeat your full name five fucking times. That seriously pissed me off and I won't be going back there. I don't need every fucking loser in this place knowing who I am.

VUT IS YOUR NAME, BUDDY?
I just go by a number lately. But still annoying.
 
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My dad and stepmom and my stepsister all let my niece swear and my one ex let her five year old swear. I always thought it was kind of fucked but to be fair, it's pretty funny to see an angelic little girl fuck something up and say "shit" or "God dammit" under their breath and they were good about not swearing in front of other people. The one time I asked my niece how some trip she went on was and she was like "Rough start." I asked what happened and she was like "Shit my pants." and shrugged, sighed and shook her head.
My parents let us swear growing up but I think it's pretty low class behaviour. I guess they didn't want to be hypocrites because they both let fly with the curses constantly but I don't know why it didn't occur to them to just STOP. DOING. THAT.

I know the kids will probably swear when they're out with their friends or whatever but that's no reason to let them do it at home.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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My parents let us swear growing up but I think it's pretty low class behaviour. I guess they didn't want to be hypocrites because they both let fly with the curses constantly but I don't know why it didn't occur to them to just STOP. DOING. THAT.

I know the kids will probably swear when they're out with their friends or whatever but that's no reason to let them do it at home.
My parents tried didn't swear a whole lot when I was really young. I didn't start swearing in front of them without getting in trouble until I was like 13. My grandparents never heard me swear, ever.

But even when I was a little kid if I blew up on someone I'd sling every curse in the world at them because I just have an anger problem where I always just go all the way off.

I honestly sound retarded with how much I casually swear in general. Where most people will go "um" or "uh" I go "and fuckin'"
 
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My parents tried didn't swear a whole lot when I was really young. I didn't start swearing in front of them without getting in trouble until I was like 13. My grandparents never heard me swear, ever.

But even when I was a little kid if I blew up on someone I'd sling every curse in the world at them because I just have an anger problem where I always just go all the way off.

I honestly sound retarded with how much I casually swear in general. Where most people will go "um" or "uh" I go "and fuckin'"
Yeah I don't want my kids to sound like retards. The wife has a bit of a potty mouth but I stay on her about it. I'm really good at not swearing in front of kids or mixed company and basically only let fly when it's only men around. There's nothing wrong with a little decorum sniff.
 

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After a while I kind of enjoyed a good butt smoke. Those fuckers hit hard, bud
I really wish I could post my "Travellers Guide" on here cuz it's just all my stories of losing my phone and wallet. Having to beg for food in Incheon Airport, not even having a water bottle. It's a really good urban survival story but no one would read it.
 
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