The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[BoringFaggot]

Actually. One time we when I was like 15 we ate a shit tonne of ecstasy and threw a rave at my girlfriends house who was emancipated from her parents and had her own apartment and we figured out you can break glow sticks open and we slowly just covered her entire shared kitchen in glowy powder.

You did this on ecstasy?

 

[Turk February]

You did this on ecstasy?

Yes. And I probably snorted ritalin when coming down which was retarded.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

They're bringing raves
They're bringing eurobeat

 

[Turk February]

Just listening to Pendulum, snorting lines in the shape of swastikas in my basement. High school ruled.

 

[BoringFaggot]

Yes. And I probably snorted ritalin when coming down which was retarded.

I would be far too loving to want to do that to someone's kitchen..

 

[Turk February]

I would be far too loving to want to do that to someone's kitchen..

I was an absolute psychopath as a teenager. You should have seen what we did in their parking lot. We spent like 8 hours spray painting everything and said it was in worship of "godunga" a god we made up because... Well. Very strong ecstasy.

 

[Turk February]

The cops came and just confiscated my liquor. I can't believe no one went to jail.

 

[Mustard]

 

[Turk February]

I was going to finish my burrito then I realized I puked on it. Canadian Thanksgiving rules.

 

[Turk February]

Oh fuck. I might actually have to leave my house to get food. That's entirely too stressful.

 

[Turk February]

I can't even find my sunglasses which are my creature comfort. They make me bold. And yes, I wear my sunglasses in the night. It's not just a song.

 

[goo gobbler]

I was an absolute psychopath as a teenager. You should have seen what we did in their parking lot. We spent like 8 hours spray painting everything and said it was in worship of "godunga" a god we made up because... Well. Very strong ecstasy.

you'd be featured in one of those short form krokodil docs on youtube or getting beat up by one of those russian neo nazis if you were in the motherland. i think this is just the natural expression of eurasian genes to be honest witcha.

 

[Turk February]

you'd be featured in one of those short form krokodil docs on youtube or getting beat up by one of those russian neo nazis if you were in the motherland. i think this is just the natural expression of eurasian genes to be honest witcha.

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There's a huge difference between depressants, narcotics, and stimulants. The worst thing ecstasy ever made me do is dance.

 

[Turk February]

I know there's an Artie Lange joke that's almost the same but one time I walked from Preston to Waterloo cuz busses don't run at night and I was super high. The sun came up as I got to my destination. It was actually kind of beautiful.

 

[CQ Beans]

I know there's an Artie Lange joke that's almost the same but one time I walked from Preston to Waterloo cuz busses don't run at night and I was super high. The sun came up as I got to my destination. It was actually kind of beautiful.

You’re the only poster here other than that British guy I actually fear finding out where I live.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

My hair was teased like Robert Smith. It was a really weird look.

What about Roger Smith?

 

[Turk February]

You’re the only poster here other than that British guy I actually fear finding out where I live.

Don't fear me. I'm actually a really kind person. Just irresponsible.

 

[Turk February]

I think @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda also fears me because I've invited him to look for American ghosts on mushrooms in Beaver Dams and he doesn't acknowledge the invitation. I swear I'm a pretty nice person.

 

[CQ Beans]

I think @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda also fears me because I've invited him to look for American ghosts on mushrooms in Beaver Dams and he doesn't acknowledge the invitation. I swear I'm a pretty nice person.

That’s bizarre and intriguing.

 

[Turk February]

That’s bizarre and intriguing.

I just want to take a god dose of mushrooms with a stranger and look for the ghosts of the Americans we executed. Is that too much to ask?