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"My disappointment, immeasurable, child."
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Thank you to those who got the bit tonight. Here's the transcript for real
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The stenographer's signature is a fucking sperm:
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What a fat retard. He showed up to court completely unprepared and assumed special boy would automatically get his way. Thank God that judge slapped him right on his impudent snout. My face hurts from laughing.
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Its just amazing. No wonder pat feels he has to lie about everything. He is a bumbling fool in real life. Couldnt even be bothered to prepare for a court date. That is how entitled he thinks he is.
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These fawking haters don't deserve your generosity Dan, sniff.
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Sure hope this court transcript doesn't get its own Twitter account(s) to poke fun at the pig today...
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We actual brothamen got the bit. TYFYS
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One the highlights for me in these court hearings is the being able to hear the judges heads spinning, how a defunct radio show based in NYC forum ended up fucking with a failed Milwaukee writer nobody going on three years for no reason, seems little far fetched
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The last OnA show was in 2014. It is now 2022 and piggy is trying to explain the culture behind the show to a judge in a restraining order hearing.
None of this makes sense, and I love it.
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It's amazing how little he knows about the law despite constantly engaging it. All you have to do is watch some TV show like The Practice to know that you can't give testimony that is just repeating what someone told you ("objection, hearsay").
When @ChicopeeChip invited him on the podcast, Pat said something like "I will talk to you from the witness stand", as though he's gonna get to directly scold his cyberstlakers while giving testimony.
If Patrick had any sort of power he would be so dangerous
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Patrick literally told Dan that he would watch Dan “writhe” on the witness stand. Yesterday.
so after going to court with BDA where no writhing occurred, and where BDA smirked at him with the pepperoni comment, this nigga thinks he’s somehow going to make any of us shit our pants. When reality is that Fatty was writhing himself at court.
Imagine if he put 1/10th of the effort he uses on us and Twitter into losing weight and being a better person. But he can’t. Because if he improves himself in any way, the idiots win.
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He probably has a scene from a Marvel show in his head where he gets to give some pimply nerd that represents us a snarky verbal thrashing while the entire court looks on in awe and admiration.
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This is all getting to be too much. He cant keep catching Ls. Pats such a shitty person, hes inexplicably beating statistical odds somehow. Hes almost literally never caught a win in the past 3 years. Paying $5K for his free twitter account back is the closest to a W i can think of. I rly thought Andrew was about to become Pigs first W but this transcript proves the exact opposite. Im howling laughing at work this morning. Thanks Dan, Andrew, Pat. You guys are the only station that REALLY ROCKS.
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I hate group texts from my own family on Christmas. Nevermind the atalkers reminding me im a fat unlovable cunt every morning in a group text haha. You, Space, are also the only station that rly rocks too. If i ever do anything to get on your bad side, just tell me what you want. I give up already.
Oopsie doodles, those group texts are really a pain
