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Strange Evidence, Strange Reactions
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Nice jaundice, stupid
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My favorite Pat waste of time TV appearance was this moment in NASA's Unexplained Files where Pat talks about how Liquid Metal aliens would freeze to death on earth and every other guest, including the narrator, immediately point out that they would have the technology to solve that problem if they could make it to earth.
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People with STEM degrees vs someone who flunked high school science classes. Pat with the L yet again.
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Taking L's is all he knows how to do.
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Hilarious that that was an editorial choice. "Let's show the smug fat guy saying something dumb and then clip a couple of actual scientists explaining why he's wrong."
Would have loved to witness him watching it live for the first time. Lots of those "hrrmph" noises he made on Josiah 5, furious googling and "no, physicist child"ing at the TV and a pilled out Niki.
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"They would all freeze to death!!!". LMAO what a moron. Yes these alien beings that have all this technology to traverse the universe would just simply step outside into a random atmosphere without knowing anything about it. Yes Patrick, that's the likely scenario.
How the fuck did this dope get invited to be on that show with actual physicists? He literally barely passed high school and couldn't manage a community college.
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Pat probably loved the "twist" in Signs.
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My wife, who loves any sort of horror type of premise, won't even re-watch that movie because she was so disgusted by the ending as a teenager.
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Quite right too. I can't think of a lazier, dumber deus ex machina example.
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It was honestly a bit of a conflict for me at one point with Joaquin and The Melster and there are so many people I know in this business who love it but yeah. Abysmal. "oh, the aliens came to a planet full of water but water kills them... Oh and the little girl always fills glasses of water for no reason but now it's useful! Must be an act of god!"
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Tss I hope this Stephen dropped a fawkin Granade on Rick’s pecs after filming was done
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Once again, he can't actually conceive of a being smarter than himself. It's exactly what makes him such a shitty writer.
Hey Pat. You have nothing to say. You've never had anything to say. Child. Your whole life is a compilation of mouth-full-of-peanut butter noises and sad trombone sounds.
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Isn’t that almost exactly how War of the Worlds ended?
“The aliens are allergic to being on Earth! It’s all over and everything worked out! Roll credits”
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I hear he has a nice piece. He calls it the Granade Launcher
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This V neck sweater doesn't get enough attention
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This show sucks my dick
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lol yes, yes it is. They basically just sort of blow it off with a voice over at the end too.
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Kinda like that recent movie Nope. Jesus Christ what garbage.
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Not only is he using Lynne's money to pay for his lawsuits, he's also raiding her wardrobe.