SPARE ME: Cumias new book FREE!!!

[guest]

This is my Amazon review, posted it yesterday but it still has not shown up.

"Anthony "Nana " Cumia was once part of the shock jock duo Opie and Anthony.

Anthony was unceremoniously fired from his multi million dollar job for a racist tirade on Twitter. The reason for this? Anthony decided taking photos in Times Square in the early morning hours was a good idea. He took creep shots of a woman minding her own business. Due to embarrassment from his rightfully earned emasculation, he then proceeded to use racial slurs. Also, he has been known to groom and date young ( I mean 17-18) girls. This can all be found , nothing is made up. Anthony was also arrested for Domestic Battery, which was swept under the rug by the Long Island Police Department

This book is just his normal "not my fault, the libs!" . A look on his Twitter will back up all of this. He is now a right wing grifter, and dates a horrid antisemitic sea hag. He deserves any and all misfortune bestowed up him.

Feed Nana! "

I don't think it will make it through the Amazon comment section. I tried...

"17-18"? I think you mean 12-17

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Take a photograph of each page and upload it to Imager

Too easily manipulated.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

This is my Amazon review, posted it yesterday but it still has not shown up.

"Anthony "Nana " Cumia was once part of the shock jock duo Opie and Anthony.

Anthony was unceremoniously fired from his multi million dollar job for a racist tirade on Twitter. The reason for this? Anthony decided taking photos in Times Square in the early morning hours was a good idea. He took creep shots of a woman minding her own business. Due to embarrassment from his rightfully earned emasculation, he then proceeded to use racial slurs. Also, he has been known to groom and date young ( I mean 17-18) girls. This can all be found , nothing is made up. Anthony was also arrested for Domestic Battery, which was swept under the rug by the Long Island Police Department

This book is just his normal "not my fault, the libs!" . A look on his Twitter will back up all of this. He is now a right wing grifter, and dates a horrid antisemitic sea hag. He deserves any and all misfortune bestowed up him.

Feed Nana! "

I don't think it will make it through the Amazon comment section. I tried...

I tried to leave a one-star review but Amazon said I don't have enough transactions on my account to leave reviews. I guess only drooling consoomers can be trusted to shill their Chinese trash.

 

[lowend73]

"17-18"? I think you mean 12-17

There are only one 5 star and 1 three star rating under his "book".

Sorry brother men, I tried

 

[Humanatee]

I tried to leave a one-star review but Amazon said I don't have enough transactions on my account to leave reviews. I guess only drooling consoomers can be trusted to shill their Chinese trash.

I sort of get why they don't allow new or inactive accounts to write reviews but it does ruin the fun for us. There were some hilarious ones on his first book...

 

[FezzieAlwaysWins]

Seems legit.

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

As someone already mentioned, Tony 2 Sisters has never read a book in his life. Even during O&A’s heydey he’d never even pretend to have given any of the major guests’ books a look (even ones that sounded especially interesting or were about topics he enjoyed). At least the Opester would flip through their books or get “a few pages in” before showtime to help generate interest. Of course Anthony’s buttbuddy on the show did all the reading for him anyway (bookmarking pages like an ass playing the part of an overprepared interviewer). But even Jim wouldn’t go near this abomination even at the nadir he’s at in his career. The only reason I can think of why Nana insisted on putting out this “book” is so he can be interviewed on Tucker Carlson for 30 seconds to help maybe inject some life into his rapidly withering reputation as an edgy “radio” guy (which might not be a bad idea, practically speaking). The problem is Nana needs ghostwriters just to regurgitate the jumbled vomit of what he thinks a book is supposed to look like. I’d rather read Joe Cumia’s “Old Man of the Sea” retarded ravings.

 

[Sue Lightning]

As someone already mentioned, Tony 2 Sisters has never read a book in his life. Even during O&A’s heydey he’d never even pretend to have given any of the major guests’ books a look (even ones that sounded especially interesting or were about topics he enjoyed). At least the Opester would flip through their books or get “a few pages in” before showtime to help generate interest. Of course Anthony’s buttbuddy on the show did all the reading for him anyway (bookmarking pages like an ass playing the part of an overprepared interviewer). But even Jim wouldn’t go near this abomination even at the nadir he’s at in his career. The only reason I can think of why Nana insisted on putting out this “book” is so he can be interviewed on Tucker Carlson for 30 seconds to help maybe inject some life into his rapidly withering reputation as an edgy “radio” guy (which might not be a bad idea, practically speaking). The problem is Nana needs ghostwriters just to regurgitate the jumbled vomit of what he thinks a book is supposed to look like. I’d rather read Joe Cumia’s “Old Man of the Sea” retarded ravings.

LOL @ Nana being interviewed by Tucker…Nana couldn’t even get interviewed by Bill O Riley at this point…The only reason he wrote this book is to siphon money out of his fans. I cannot imagine him thinking this would give him any press. Everything in this book is shit he already said at Compound which got no traction.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

This is horrendously written. It genuinely feels like he just got drunk and ranted into a recorder, then this Russo leech tricked him into paying him to transcribe it. I’d be ashamed to put this out let alone put it out and tell the world I needed someone to help me write it. It’s no exaggeration to say that nearly every post on here has more literary integrity than this retarded drivel he expects his moron fans to pay $30 for.

And the actual content is just cringeworthy. I pray to god this isn’t where my head is at when I’m almost 70. He’s alienated almost everyone he’s ever worked with or been friends with, completely through his own actions, and rather than reflecting and maybe letting things go, or even maybe try to patch up some of these relationships, he quadruples down on why they’re all wrong and he’s so right. This level of bitterness can’t possibly be good for someone with a heart condition. He’s so full of hatred and been so disregarded by the world that he’s now tweeting about hating a small child at a bar because he took his seat. Fucking pathetic.

To be fair, I don't think the kid took his seat.

was enraged the child didn't vacate the seat quick enough and let him have it, because....he's entitled to it, I guess?

 

[Harry Powell]

Don't 'but what about Ant.' me for two spastic posts and then act like I said 'but Opie....' to you. I'm not falling for your effeminate arsenal of tricks. You argue like a goofy bitch.

You came into a thread perfectly designed to hate Ant but wanted to talk about Opie instead. You asked a question and I answered. Being a cheerleader wasn't even called for in the first place. But when it was challenged, you flop on your tits and start crying about Ant. Couldn't even commit to calling me a faggot directly.

Put on a dress, go sit next to Sue and wait for a sucking Opie's cock thread to come along. Faggot.

This is the hardest I’ve seen @DMAN DISMANTLED in a long time

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Imagine saying yes to this request constantly.

Yeah why wouldn't they just say...we give you a salary, dude, just use those funds. Or maybe he meant just literally book the hotel?

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

He cried on-air like a bitch because a pedophile didn't want to be his friend. He needed therapy to get over a child toucher not wanting to meet his kids or visit his house. Sulked about not getting a wedding present. Shit like that.

Who didn't give the Opester a gift? I'd listen to a clip for that

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

Yeah why wouldn't they just say...we give you a salary, dude, just use those funds. Or maybe he meant just literally book the hotel?

Later in the chapter, Anthony said Artie would come by his apartment and ask for $20. And he'd give it to him.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Who didn't give the Opester a gift? I'd listen to a clip for that

Anthony. He stayed at the Opsters wedding for half the day, didn’t get him a gift, spent the time he WAS at the wedding talking to Danny and texting a group chat about the nigger gospel singers, and then decided to tell all the “Ant interns” to follow him to the Casino, in the middle of the wedding, like a retarded misfit pied piper. Keep in mind noted friend abandoner and faggot Jim Norton got Opie a gift. He stayed for the whole wedding.

The problem with the OP you quoted…”Man Opies such a bitch for being upset the guy he worked with for 20 years disrespected him at his own wedding!!”…hey dumb Anthony ballwashing faggots…Anthony has gotten more upset at far more trivial bullshit than the Opster did. He fucking hated and resented Opie for 20 years, putting his face on pillows to punch, shit talking him to his coworkers, fucking with his family, etc…BECAUSE OPIE DISRESPECTED HIS WHORE INTERN BLOWING GF FROM 20 YEARS AGO. So who is the sensitive baby exactly?

Fucking low IQ dwopie opie haters.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Every dumbfuck criticism the ballwashers have for the Opster is present in Anthony and ignored even though he does it far, far worse.

Opie can only go to the phones!
And he made magic out of it you cocksucker. Name me a single funny interaction Nana had when someone was on the phone or doing an interview with them. You can’t.

Opie is sensitive!
Anthony is far, far more sensitive. He’s also a bitter pussy who lashes out and lets resentment build up because he can’t talk to people like a fucking man.

Opie is passive aggressive!
And Nana is passive without being aggressive. He’s a sniveling fucking coward. Opie was allowed to be passive aggressive because he’s the goddamn shot caller and needed to let you know you fucked up without screaming in your face that you did.

Opie isn’t funny!
Anthony was less funny than Jim ”FAGGOT” Norton. Shut the fuck up. Name me a single thing Anthony was good for that wasn’t prop comic clown minstrel show faggotry. OH THOSE OLD MOVIE REFERENCES THOUGH

Opie is useless!
If Anthony didn’t exist Opie would find some other dumb fuck AC man to crack jokes about blacks being apes or the Shining. If the Opster didn’t exist Nana would be smoking crack between breaks at the job site. Opie is THE driving force of O&As creation and success…Why is his name first, you dwopes?

Opie is unsuccessful!
Anthony just had to close up shop for his right wing pedophile network while the Opsters does his thing on duh Youtube. Cope and seethe brainless retards.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Anthony. He stayed at the Opsters wedding for half the day, didn’t get him a gift, spent the time he WAS at the wedding talking to Danny and texting a group chat about the nigger gospel singers, and then decided to tell all the “Ant interns” to follow him to the Casino, in the middle of the wedding, like a retarded misfit pied piper. Keep in mind noted friend abandoner and faggot Jim Norton got Opie a gift. He stayed for the whole wedding.

The problem with the OP you quoted…”Man Opies such a bitch for being upset the guy he worked with for 20 years disrespected him at his own wedding!!”…hey dumb Anthony ballwashing faggots…Anthony has gotten more upset at far more trivial bullshit than the Opster did. He fucking hated and resented Opie for 20 years, putting his face on pillows to punch, shit talking him to his coworkers, fucking with his family, etc…BECAUSE OPIE DISRESPECTED HIS WHORE INTERN BLOWING GF FROM 20 YEARS AGO. So who is the sensitive baby exactly?

Fucking low IQ dwopie opie haters.

That's particularly egregious for two guys from Long Island. Whatever your thoughts on it, it's well known people in tri-state area go big on weddings and guests gift accordingly. Opie probably spent a fortune per head, so even if Ant and the interns didn't eat dinner, it's not like he could get a refund. Vurry, vurry disrespectful. You know got drunk off expensive liquor there too on the Opesters dime before flittering away.

Obviously a millionaire complaining about not getting a gift to a bunch of truckers isn't going to play well, so the Opester should have left it alone but Anthony clearly was being a huge deliberate asshole to the man who lifted him and his entire clan out of poverty

 

[Humanatee]

Every dumbfuck criticism the ballwashers have for the Opster is present in Anthony and ignored even though he does it far, far worse.

Opie can only go to the phones!
And he made magic out of it you cocksucker. Name me a single funny interaction Nana had when someone was on the phone or doing an interview with them. You can’t.

Opie is sensitive!
Anthony is far, far more sensitive. He’s also a bitter pussy who lashes out and lets resentment build up because he can’t talk to people like a fucking man.

Opie is passive aggressive!
And Nana is passive without being aggressive. He’s a sniveling fucking coward. Opie was allowed to be passive aggressive because he’s the goddamn shot caller and needed to let you know you fucked up without screaming in your face that you did.

Opie isn’t funny!
Anthony was less funny than Jim ”FAGGOT” Norton. Shut the fuck up. Name me a single thing Anthony was good for that wasn’t prop comic clown minstrel show faggotry. OH THOSE OLD MOVIE REFERENCES THOUGH

Opie is useless!
If Anthony didn’t exist Opie would find some other dumb fuck AC man to crack jokes about blacks being apes or the Shining. If the Opster didn’t exist Nana would be smoking crack between breaks at the job site. Opie is THE driving force of O&As creation and success…Why is his name first, you dwopes?

Opie is unsuccessful!
Anthony just had to close up shop for his right wing pedophile network while the Opsters does his thing on duh Youtube. Cope and seethe brainless retards.

If you went only by YT comments, you'd think Ant was perfect and never did a single thing wrong and that Opie was the cause of all the problems on that show. Nana has a very cult like following.

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

>Name me a single funny interaction Nana had when someone was on the phone

Well when that guy called up and talked about Nana fucking the real Sue... that was funny.

 

[BenDovid]

He stayed at the Opsters wedding for half the day, didn’t get him a gift, spent the time he WAS at the wedding talking to Danny and texting a group chat about the nigger gospel singers, and then decided to tell all the “Ant interns” to follow him to the Casino, in the middle of the wedding, like a retarded misfit pied piper.

No.

Being that the wedding in Philly, he purposely booked a weekend at the Borgata since it's about a 45 min drive. We went to the church for the reception and went to the party. I wasn't at the same table with him, he was with Patrice and some other comics. We left well after coffee came out. The same group that came, left. I would have stayed longer, my chick would have stayed longer, but the ride back was leaving. So we had to leave. It wasn't the middle of the wedding. Dessert was half over.

 

[Sue Lightning]

No.

Being that the wedding in Philly, he purposely booked a weekend at the Borgata since it's about a 45 min drive. We went to the church for the reception and went to the party. I wasn't at the same table with him, he was with Patrice and some other comics. We left well after coffee came out. The same group that came, left. I would have stayed longer, my chick would have stayed longer, but the ride back was leaving. So we had to leave. It wasn't the middle of the wedding. Dessert was half over.

You get a pass because just like the SS you were just following orders

Whats the excuse for slovenly piece of shit loser Cumia leaving? Not getting a wedding gift? Now i’m not privy to those group chats but i can guarantee Anthony talked shit about more people than the black gospel singers. Would love to know what catty bullshit Ant was saying about his PARTNER while he was getting MARRIED. Never stopped him from being a piece of shit.

Imagine your coworker and friend getting married and booking a weekend at the Casino. Fucking degenerate nigger.