Somerville Dan messaged me today

[MonsterSteve]

This shit is more exciting than Football and I love Football.

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

@Patrick S Tomlinson Care to give us a preview?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh baby child, it'll be all over soon.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I used to be vehemently opposed to ever seeing you fucks in person, but at this point I wouldnt rule out getting grapefruit beers with some pests

Fawk yeah let's drop some java logs right next to each other

No better way to spend our late twenties

 

[42069]

Cape Cod Cafe or go fuck your mother.

I’ll take Plymouth or Maine over the Cape

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I bet after part 5 drops the next thing to drop will be piggy from his fat heart giving out

I hope it's from the roof like the nanny in The Omen.

"Look at me, Quasi. It's all for you!"

 

[42069]

Tomlincon should be in Wisconsin, although Milwaukee seems obvious what about his small hometown

 

[Will Tate]

I’ll take Plymouth or Maine over the Cape

Fawk yeah, hit up Lobster Hut on the Waterfront.

 

[42069]

Fawk yeah, hit up Lobster Hut on the Waterfront.

That is my favorite seafood joint in the world. My wife and I always bring it up when we are at a seafood restaurant

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Knowing the way this group has persisted I'm positive this will happen one day.

EDIT: No question it has to be at Hooligans

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Knowing the way this group has persisted I'm positive this will happen one day.

EDIT: No question it has to be at Hooligans

I'll bring the amyl nitrate.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I'll bring the amyl nitrate.

I think the best way this ends is if Quasi wins Fatso's half-house and throws a huge party

Disco in the Piss Room, muddahuckas

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

She's a mouthy cunt who'll either get you into a fight or give you the clap. Now, Whitman Wendy, there's a gal who'll make you fall to your knees and thank God you're a man.

EDIT: Quincy Quentin, Fall River Fred, and New Bedford Nate reported in, Nate actually sounded excited. I've never seen that motherfucker so much as crack a smile.

Cambridge Candace is the worst for that shit. Not much of a smoke show, but she’s an eager sucker.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Fawk yeah let's drop some java logs right next to each other

No better way to spend our late twenties

Only of it’s Shiner Redbird, brother man.

 

[Will Tate]

Cambridge Candace is the worst for that shit. Not much of a smoke show, but she’s an eager sucker.

I caught her once sucking off Springfield Sam while she had Randolph Ron and Milton Mike's cocks in each hand. She didn't even flinch when she saw me walk in, just looked me in the eye and winked.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Setting my alarm for 3am. Gotta get in early with the comments. It's a ribs buffet.

 

[42069]

Sudbury Shilah says Concord Carl has a monster cock

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Pretty sure he lives in Somerville unless ya think Fat scared him off

He did call Dan on the phone and make a death threat against him

 

[guest]

Fawk yeah, hit up Lobster Hut on the Waterfront.

My boy Plymouth Pete fawkin loves the Lobster Hut.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

(((Sharon))) Sharon won't be bringing the booze. Dry town.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Welsley Willis can confirm shit is going down like a funky llama

But McDonalds is the place to rock.