Somerville Dan messaged me today

[Will Tate]

Dude ill be thinking about Town Spa pizza for a week now

Cape Cod Cafe or go fuck your mother.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

At the former location of FH Riley's or in Port Jeff?

Hooligans

 

[guest]

It kind of is central in population distribution for the country, at least east/west wise, and considering I'm just in Waukesha county it works for me.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

We got two tickets for Counting Crows at the Leader Bank Pavilion October 9th, 21st caller I hope you remember the phrase that pays!

 

[guest]

FRIDAY, FRIDAY, FRIDAY, PAY DAY, PAY DAY, PAY DAY, PAT POSTING, PAT POSTING, PAT POSTING!

 

[RobertMewler]

I just confirmed; Gloucester Gloria's gonna bring some of her cute girlfriends to the bah. It'll be wicked ahhsome!

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Dorchester Donnie wants to know why we have to wait til tomorrow. He’s also holding a knife and asked in a deep Southy accent. He says waiting til tomorrow is Wicked retarded and he will come up to Summaville ta post it himself.

 

[Will Tate]

I just confirmed; Gloucester Gloria's gonna bring some of her cute girlfriends to the bah. It'll be wicked ahhsome!

She bringing Avon Alice? That bitch is a smoke-show.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

She bringing Avon Alice? That bitch is a smoke-show.

I prefer Medford Michelle myself. She’s got a Claire Forlani quality to her.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Framingham Frank is a dick though.

 

[Will Tate]

I prefer Medford Michelle myself. She’s got a Claire Forlani quality to her.

She's a mouthy cunt who'll either get you into a fight or give you the clap. Now, Whitman Wendy, there's a gal who'll make you fall to your knees and thank God you're a man.

EDIT: Quincy Quentin, Fall River Fred, and New Bedford Nate reported in, Nate actually sounded excited. I've never seen that motherfucker so much as crack a smile.

 

[PeteRose]

She's a mouthy cunt who'll either get you into a fight or give you the clap. Now, Whitman Wendy, there's a gal who'll make you fall to your knees and thank God you're a man.

EDIT: Quincy Quentin, Fall River Fred, and New Bedford Nate reported in, Nate actually sounded excited. I've never seen that motherfucker so much as crack a smile.

Saugus Sally said told me it was a classic. Providence Pete said he's waiting for part 5 and going to binge listen on ectasy.

 

[42069]

Amherst Amber is brining her slutty hippy friends Turner Falls Tonya and Deerfield Dorthy to eat out @ChicopeeChip’s old lady and blow him before jacuzzi

 

[PeteRose]

Framingham Frank is a dick though.

New Bedford Nate too, fucker goes out on the boat for a couple months getting all fucked up on speed then comes back and blows his check on cheap cheap coke and whoorreesss

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

If Somerville Dan messaged me, I’d ask him where he lives. Could have a faaawwkkin beer together sometime. Too bad it will always be a mystery.

Pretty sure he lives in Somerville unless ya think Fat scared him off

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Pretty sure he lives in Somerville unless ya think Fat scared him off

That doesn’t make any sense.

 

[Will Tate]

Saugus Sally said told me it was a classic. Providence Pete said he's waiting for part 5 and going to binge listen on ectasy.

Everett Eric told me pretty much the same, Chelsea Chuck, he just couldn't get three words out before laughing like a braying jack-ass, I had to hang up.

 

[guest]

Pago Pago Pete booking a ticket.

 

[guest]

Amherst Amber is brining her slutty hippy friends Turner Falls Tonya and Deerfield Dorthy to eat out @ChicopeeChip’s old lady and blow him before jacuzzi

Spoken like a man who knows his Pioneer Valley!

 

[TokenX]

I’d be down for a pest meet up. Established posters only. We’ll let boomia in to buy us drinks. We’ll just have to have someone on duty to listen to his boomer shit.

Do you think he says 'lol' after everything he says in real life too?