Someone stole Pats pallet chairs

[SFWA liaison]

prediction: Pat will have them back within a week and will gloatpost a picture of the chairs (no selfie though)

this guess is based on the skin color of the women who took them

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Its great that pat has video evidence of who took his chairs but he doesnt want them arrested for it.( understandably) Im sure the police rolled their eyes over that. The only solid evidence he has is now worthless. Now he wants them to go after a forum of retards that didnt have a mention of a plot to craigslist his chairs and only found out about when he made a post about it. Now because everyone here is laughing and making memes over it. He thinks thats good enough to be considered guilty and the FBI should raid people over it.

In reality, the police laughed at him when he left and threw his complaint in the trash. For all the time he has spent in court. He has zero grasp of the legal system and what is required for them to act on a complaint. He cant even get approved for his two restraining orders and they hand those out like candy. He shows up to court case he filed and couldnt even do the bare minimum and print out his texts. To top it off, he then makes enemies with the very police he begs for help from by suing a bunch of their officers. He isnt going to get any help on recovering these.

He can only hope those dykes read craigslist everyday, see his post, then feel bad for him and return them. I bet they were a bitch to load up and the butch broad said " Im not loading those back up, tough shit.".

 

[BudDickman]

I was dismissive of people saying false flag but I noticed something legit suspicious

Pat's screenshot of the original listing was taken 11:22
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when the post was 16 hours old
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11am - 16 hours = 7pm

the lesbians did the heist at 7pm
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an extremely quick response time for such an ugly, low-value, cumbersome to transport item

He waited a day to post about it for some reason.

 

[BudDickman]

The exchange in the @RickiLeaks thread happened last night:

As I said, we don't have the capacity to transport our stolen chairs. They will not fit in a Mustang trunk, nor can I put them on the back of a motorcycle. I built them myself in the backyard last year out of pallets. They haven't moved until last night.

 

[warchief1978]

“Handmade Adirondack chairs” THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

That was my thought.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

It really is shitty to have somebody's items stolen but the timing is always suspect when an event happens to him. He happens to be at the other side of hovel while Niki is gone when the police show up, he's at a concert when the shitty chairs are taken etc. Doesn't mean in didn't actually happen but there's always oddities with his events.

Asking for the chairs back by saying you aren't in trouble even though you've been coerced into a crime is very helpful language, I'm sure. Also, posting it on social media has to be the absolute dumbest way to go about it.

 

[BoomerSperg]

prediction: Pat will have them back within a week and will gloatpost a picture of the chairs (no selfie though)

this guess is based on the skin color of the women who took them

I grabbed a cheap treadmill off craigslist 5 months ago and haven't so much as loaded the website since.

He's never seeing those chairs again.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Asking for the chairs back by saying you aren't in trouble even though you've been coerced into a crime is very helpful language, I'm sure. Also, posting it on social media has to be the absolute dumbest way to go about it.

Pretty sure in cases like this he couldnt even get those dykes arrested since they werent knowingly committing a crime and were misled. Not sure what crime would be charged for the person that created the ad.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He's never seeing those chairs again.

 

[BUBBLER]

It’s Wisconsin, they’re 10-15 years behind the rear of the country. They probably still say things like PSYCH! and Ri-donk-you-Lus.

Slang is nigger speak. Nice being proud of hearing the newest addition to the ebonic dictionary before white people that live in a majority white state, stupid.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Wow, I didnt know people still use "sheisty" anymore. I havent used or heard it used since the mid-late 90s.

Isn't that problematic? Isn't it a slur for Jewish lawyers? Isreal is literally fighting for it's life right now. Has anyone asked Facebook what they think of the antisemitic slur?

 

[BlackTransLivesMatter]

I of course don't condone this in any way. That said, if Patrick wanted things like this to stop, then there would be zero reason to announce to the world on Twitter that this happened, and he knows this of course, as it's been explained 1000 times to him by police/attorneys/etc. It is a slam dunk for the troll - they get exactly what they wanted with no benefit to Patrick. If he *really* wanted to stick it to whoever did this, he would have stfu on Twitter, and simply made his own Craigslist ad asking for the chairs back. The troll might have seen it and posted about it, and it would be discovered that way, but then suspicions would arise, because who would be scouring Craigslist for Pat listings other than the person who made the listing themselves?

 

[Stent]

Yeah, a real tragedy, Pat. Niki's not at all concerned about the tens of thousands of dollars you've lost. It's the worthless chairs that concern her.

 

[guest]

Yeah, a real tragedy, Pat. Niki's not at all concerned about the tens of thousands of dollars you've lost. It's the worthless chairs that concern her.

"We lost 80 thousand dollars... but at least we still have our chairs."

 

[Stent]

"We lost 80 thousand dollars... but at least we still have our chairs."

The underground railroad freed those chairs. His enormous ass would've crushed them eventually. Now they're free again to be worthless pallet wood in a landfill.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Rick still wont admit he has far more fans outside of OnA.
It's just that we were his first serious so he cant let us go.

We're his second, better Adrienne.

 

[fricklefrackle]

He's getting off on this pity party so fucking hard that of course he can't help but obfuscate his latest ridiculous situation with more of his go-to SWATTing lies knowing that his "followers" are so fucking retarded they'll believe anything. Still hard to believe someone like Pat really exists.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He's getting off on this pity party so fucking hard that of course he can't help but obfuscate his latest ridiculous situation with more of his go-to SWATTing lies knowing that his "followers" are so fucking retarded they'll believe anything. Still hard to believe someone like Pat really exists.

Oh, he means the guy that said Pat was paying him to do it so he can set up a lawsuit on the police department.

 

[stealthygeek]

He's getting off on this pity party so fucking hard that of course he can't help but obfuscate his latest ridiculous situation with more of his go-to SWATTing lies knowing that his "followers" are so fucking retarded they'll believe anything. Still hard to believe someone like Pat really exists.

"As it were." You're not fooling anyone, retard. Lecture Hall Pat is one of his least convincing characters. "Indeed."

Wonder why he didn't mention Petter Janse..?

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

If its a false flag its a pretty retarded one. What the fuck does he hope to accomplish with that?

He seemed to be geuninley proud of his trash chairs. I cant imagine hed want to lose them for a bit like this.

The timing of the ad and his finding it immediately during the only hanfful of hours per week he isnt home is suspicious as all hell tho.

What do i know? Jobsite, 16, etc...