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His faggotry is very real, I assure you.
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Someone stole Pats pallet chairs
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It’s Wisconsin, they’re 10-15 years behind the rear of the country. They probably still say things like PSYCH! and Ri-donk-you-Lus.
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Back to thinking ita an inside job. His sperg outs only come when people question his BS
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‘YOU WANNA WATCH DICK VAN DYKE?! AHAHAHA!’
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Across state lines?! Quick, Jackie, tweet the feds!
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I was dismissive of people saying false flag but I noticed something legit suspicious
Pat's screenshot of the original listing was taken 11:22
when the post was 16 hours old
11am - 16 hours = 7pm
the lesbians did the heist at 7pm
an extremely quick response time for such an ugly, low-value, cumbersome to transport item
Pat's screenshot of the original listing was taken 11:22
when the post was 16 hours old
11am - 16 hours = 7pm
the lesbians did the heist at 7pm
an extremely quick response time for such an ugly, low-value, cumbersome to transport item
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There's really only two possibilities:
Some tryhard dipshit Kiwi autistic did it
He faked it
While more comical than his previous attempts to frame the forums, swatting and calling him a virgin in his own handwriting, it's still way outside of what anybody posts here and would get you banned and probably doxxed for putting some random person on craigslist in danger.
Again, this isn't 2008 4chan full of 19 yr old edgelords on Adderall. Most folks here are here because we were the OnA demographic when it was big, and have some level of family and career success.
Nobody is going to encourage going to prison for being involved in a murder when Fatboy gets his gun off blasting somebody taking his chairs while he screams "I GOT YOU NOW PROGNAY!"
There's some real dumb mother fuckers on Kiwi and they do attract quite a few legitimately creepy younger folks with brain damage looking for internet attention so its always a possibility. But here? C'mon.
Some tryhard dipshit Kiwi autistic did it
He faked it
While more comical than his previous attempts to frame the forums, swatting and calling him a virgin in his own handwriting, it's still way outside of what anybody posts here and would get you banned and probably doxxed for putting some random person on craigslist in danger.
Again, this isn't 2008 4chan full of 19 yr old edgelords on Adderall. Most folks here are here because we were the OnA demographic when it was big, and have some level of family and career success.
Nobody is going to encourage going to prison for being involved in a murder when Fatboy gets his gun off blasting somebody taking his chairs while he screams "I GOT YOU NOW PROGNAY!"
There's some real dumb mother fuckers on Kiwi and they do attract quite a few legitimately creepy younger folks with brain damage looking for internet attention so its always a possibility. But here? C'mon.
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Nice Porch-Pirating Stupid
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Its rich that Pat had to tuck his tail between his legs and ask for help form the police he is suing. The same police he told to "leave and never return".
" Hi, Im the guy suing half of your department. Someone stole our lawn chairs and I need your best detectives on the case."
" Hi, Im the guy suing half of your department. Someone stole our lawn chairs and I need your best detectives on the case."
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It's Milwaukee. They're 30 years behind everything. They've probably only just heard Big Me for first time on XM.
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Oof, parallel minds!
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You underestimate the mental illness of this forum in 2060 people will still be feeding Nana
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It's considered poor etiquette and usually against the rules to bump your own posts to the top in these Facebook groups. Special fat boy and his dopey wife's worthless garbage chairs are more important than everyone else! If they keep it up the admins will probably lock the post or remove it entirely. Their neighbors will probably report them if they keep it up.
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You scumbag, he needs those. If you return it, there'll be no questions asked...
Well he's gonna ask a couple of questions. Like "Come on man, why'd you take my chairs?"
Well he's gonna ask a couple of questions. Like "Come on man, why'd you take my chairs?"
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He’s not faking it. Else he wouldn’t have gone back and forth with the redditor posing as the two palllet chair fugitive. He can’t commit to anything.
Other than self-owns, that is. Which means that there’s a non zero chance that somewhere in all of this is another rake to stomp on with both feet. If there is, he’ll find it.
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I think we can all agree that the most hilarious outcome would be for CL to turn over the dox of the perpetrator (likely a Penguicon staff member or pro-Palestine activist) and for Pat to sue them for the chairs
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After what Pat did to Bernell I think he would skip the courthouse and go straight to dispensing some high-calorie justice.
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It seems that a mere five and a half hours went by until, at 5:30 AM Milwaukee time, Patrick contacted Craigslist to have this cruel Kiwi’s ad removed. Looks like Pat was browsing this very forum in the wee hours.