Shane nokes trashing microsoft on linkedin

[Slackjawed Cow]

When we found these he pretty much disappeared from social media. Selfish fat fuck gets invited to his sisters wedding and dressed like the goddamn groundskeeper who was nice enough to make sure his lawn mower wasn’t in the shot. Of course these two ate a ton of food and probably gave the couple a cheap gift instead of cash.

Nice of him to wear the star trek mask for such a special occasion. He is clearly the weirdo/awkward uncle that is only invited because they dont want to be mean.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Nice of him to wear the star trek mask for such a special occasion. He is clearly the weirdo/awkward uncle that is only invited because they dont want to be mean.

You can even see there’s an older guy in one of the pics who has some kind of mask around his neck but pulled it down for the photo since they’re OUTSIDE and he didn’t want to be rude. Not Shane, needed everyone to see his very special and super cool XXXL Star Trek face mask. The young kids in the photo are more mature than Shane.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

You can even see there’s an older guy in one of the pics who has some kind of mask around his neck but pulled it down for the photo since they’re OUTSIDE and he didn’t want to be rude. Not Shane, needed everyone to see his very special and super cool XXXL Star Trek face mask. The young kids in the photo are more mature than Shane.

It reminds me of Pats Captain America mask. They look like children's underwear on their fat faces.

 

[DominusOdium]

Very dignified to block out the faces of the innocent

Somebody post the original? I'm lazy but wanted it for something

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

He's only used Microsoft products for "nearly" 20 years? 2004? I'm 34 and I remember using DOS and Win 3.11. What a fat poser.

 

[BoomerSperg]

Explain to me how this obese layabout deserves permanent disability? He can type this wall of text crying about Battlestar Galactica and Xbox, but can’t work from home?

It's called doctor shopping, any lazy bum can do it!

 

[Steve Ramone]

Why does he even have LinkedIn? Was it even a thing when he "retired"?

 

[Brooke Shields]

various AND numerous

you guys remember that Leslie tweet?

 

[PorqueDealer]

Somebody post the original? I'm lazy but wanted it for something

any good?

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

How does a pumpkin fuck a pumpkin

 

[iBangedQuasi]

His awful mirror selfies where he had his gut tucked up into his jeans was funny. Must be a side effect of his “injuries”

I gotchu fam:

And a close up of his disgusting meth teeth. Nice Microsoft dental coverage, stupid.

 

[PogromStallone]

You just know Shane thinks of himself as Gaius Baltar. Outside of the system, comes from humble beginnings where he was better than everyone, has a bunch of followers, smarter than everyone and is villified by almost everyone. Now that I think about it, that describes Pat as well.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

It reminds me of Pats Captain America mask. They look like children's underwear on their fat faces.

Why do you think they bought them?

 

[Udders]

It reminds me of Pats Captain America mask. They look like children's underwear on their fat faces.