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Shane nokes trashing microsoft on linkedin

Jenna

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Sweet baby Jesus. There's so many social media websites out there for the attention-starved but Shane has been banned from most of them for "i'll kill you irl" posting.

So Captain Doesn't-Have-or-Want-A-Job meekly logs onto linkedin to post about missing BSG episodes, hoping the manager of a pet store in Iowa notices and goes "yep, that's ridiculous!"

Bro, just post here. Leave the assistant regional managers of the world alone.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Explain to me how this obese layabout deserves permanent disability? He can type this wall of text crying about Battlestar Galactica and Xbox, but can’t work from home?
The whole “disability” thing really needs an overhaul since thanks to Covid you’ve got people now that can work from home full time - before it was the whole “they will have difficultly getting to work because of physical activity / driving / etc” but that’s not an issue anymore. Shane and that Brian faggot both can’t drive due to their condition but now that isn’t a problem when you have a computer and have no issue tweeting / playing video games all day from your home that is paid for by Tax payers.
 

DrTorqueCarlisi

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His awful mirror selfies where he had his gut tucked up into his jeans was funny. Must be a side effect of his “injuries”

The grass was taking a beating this day.

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"I'm going to try to post more here even though I'm not looking for work and see what happens"

I'm not sure if by "see what happens" he means that there's a non-zero chance someone would see his amazing posts and offer him a great job, but rolling right into how he's brain damaged and then filing a Milton Waddams-level complaint about missing Battlestar Galactica episodes is probably not a great start.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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The grass was taking a beating this day.

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When we found these he pretty much disappeared from social media. Selfish fat fuck gets invited to his sisters wedding and dressed like the goddamn groundskeeper who was nice enough to make sure his lawn mower wasn’t in the shot. Of course these two ate a ton of food and probably gave the couple a cheap gift instead of cash.
 
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