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Sept 23rd court prediction thread

Harry Powell

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That may be just what it is. I'm not trying to speak for Caverlock here, I just remember that he did file some sort of rebuttal/response/defense, whatever the legal parlance for what he did may be.

when you say “file” it sounds like it was submitted to the court. I don’t believe he did that.
 
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Time for that final punch.

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UnPRePared

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Alternate theory - and I almost wish this would happen...

JUDGE ASHLEY: Have you come up with any names for us to pursue, Mr. Resto?

BRINTON: We have confirmed one, your honor, and we would like to share it with the court.

(BRINTON confidently hands paperwork to the judge and ball walks back to his client, as JUDGE ASHLEY looks confused.)

JUDGE ASHLEY: Um... Who is this?

BRINTON: Ray Wilson, your honor.

JUDGE ASHLEY: ... Who?

BRINTON: He was the third lead singer of Genesis your honor - yes, they did have a third. He has been ruthlessly harassing Patrick verbally in online forums.

JUDGE ASHLEY: ... Who? Wait, wait, how did... How did you confirm this?

BRINTON: He said he was himself, your honor, on multiple occasions. All the dates and times line up. He uses his own picture for his screen name. He has multiple stories about Tony Banks and Mike Rutherford, as well as a vehement hatred towards their manager Tony Smith.
And also, his life partner, Gosia Mielech, spoke perfect Polish while under his screen name - speaking of, we would like to add her as a Jane Doe due to her vociferous use of the term "The Fat American" in regards to my client.

JUDGE ASHLEY: ... Why are you so bad at this?

(PATRICK slumps in his chair)
 
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I’ve followed both cases closely and I was completely unaware of @Caverlock actually filing something. I thought he had simply prepared a compendium in his defense IN CASE it was eventually needed
This is what I thought as well.
I think it's getting conflated with Quasi's including some of Fatso's greatest hits in the filing explaining why if he loses anonymity he might be the victim of a violent crime because Pat is an unhinged lardass.
 
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