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Go back about two and a half thousand years before that and he would've just been thrown off a cliff while still covered in amniotic fluid.
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Sam is having another kid
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Great, another niglet in the country.
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Sam wants the baby to be a stillborn so he has more time to watch wrestling. Better to wish for the opposite in this case.
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Fair enough, can't wait for another Roberts' to grace da YouToobs.
Fuck him and his offspring
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She was hot relative to Sam Roberts, who looks like what i'd have drawn up if i were minister of propaganda in 40's Germany.
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WT actual F?!?!?
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I'm a shock jock
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Joke wasn't my cup of of tea but you don't have to gasp at it like a liberal arts student at a fag with aids joke.
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With more reddit faggotry "what in the actual, and I can't stress this enough, fuck".
Go back to r/jimandsam where you can discuss how hilarious it was when Sam yelled at producer cheesedog and how you don't care that Jim's wife is a foreign sex worker with a giant cock because THATS WHAT MAKES HIM HAPPY.
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I hope Sam comes home one day to his toddlers slobbering on his homoerotic toys and Chris Benoits the household
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I support you brothamannn. I fall under the hoping for bowel cancer at birth umbrella here.
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It just doesn't make sense from a genetic standpoint. I get you could love the guy with all your heart for whatever fucked up reason, but you have to factor in that your sons will be short, distractingly, needing medical interventionly so. Your sons will also need to be circumcized, so they have to cut the dick tip and get on hormones to be near as tall as other men.
God knows what his genes would do to girls they produce.
You have to think like that when you plan to chose someone to procreate with. You can decided not to do it or understand you're going to the sperm bank to save the little guy some trouble in the future.
God knows what his genes would do to girls they produce.
You have to think like that when you plan to chose someone to procreate with. You can decided not to do it or understand you're going to the sperm bank to save the little guy some trouble in the future.
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The ultrasound:
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That's a little bit kind.The ultrasound:
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She has that Israeli look. Would not surprise me if it was an arranged marriage due to some generational-networking. That Sam Roberts was allowed to keep a career in Sirius tells me he comes from a clout-filled background.
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Not like generational wealth, but Daddy bought him a jeep that he was driving when he was practically an intern so he qualifies as a rich kid imo. Pity faggot Sr never taught faggot Jr to change a tire though. @BenDovid can give more detail, I'm sure. How silver spoon is Sammie?
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What in the holy fuck was Sam wearing?!?!?
GOOD LORD!! WHAT IN THE FUCK DOES SHE SEE IN HIM?!?!
Pat Duffy revealing just how much of a smarmy, piece of garbage prick Sam is makes me fucking brooood!!
And what's worse is his wimpy frame, chicken nuggets diet, and pro-wrestling obsession....the whole relationship is just unfathomable.
I wish Patrice was here to give Sam a well-deserved verbal bashing like he did back in the old days...
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