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Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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Seething so hard he forgot to correct the record on them not downsizing this time.

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Classic pat. Can’t be kind or anything.

Launches right into a DEMAND, followed by a threat.

Can’t wait for him to call the cops he’s suing. Lyndon is gonna laugh his ass off.
 

fricklefrackle

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Seething so hard he forgot to correct the record on them not downsizing this time.

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DominusOdium

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Seething so hard he forgot to correct the record on them not downsizing this time.

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He's done this multiple times and gotten his stuff back, so he thinks this is a win win situation. He's definitely doing these.

A smart man would've at least made up a story about confronting the first one and they told him it was on Craigslist. Fucking Craigslist. Nobody uses Craigslist.

You'll notice he never involves the police on this bit. He just threatens to. If he did, they'd look into it and determine the obvious truth.
 

TorquieTwoBeers

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Little late!? This was recommended back in June!

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"we were planning to fence our yard in the coming years"

You're unemployed and you're home all day, every day. We've all seen the size of your yard. You could rent a post hole digger (or do it manually), buy some cement, and you could have your posts set in a day or two. The screw on the panels. Even working by yourself, the project would be done in a week. I don't know the price of lumber at the moment but the whole thing should be under $3,000. "in the coming years"? Just put it in yourself. You're 44 years old.
 

DominusOdium

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Pat knows Dan and Boomia and thinks he's got the demographic down now.
I’ll try to keep this brief. Ive been messaging anyone and everyone who can help. Im new to reddit. In fact I signed up just for this purpose. I know this might be a long shot by asking but I have nothing to lose. I understand u might not give a shit. Thats perfectly fine. I have to set this up a bit so u can understand. Im 16. I have been an O&A fanboy my entire life. My fav O&A bit ever was during jocktober when listeners attacked the facebook page of the station getting goofed on. Ok here goes. Heres the kinda help im looking for. I need to find someone with a little bit of clout online…My dad died when I was 6. My mom hasn't really dated until recently. Last month she met this fucking scum bag at her new job. His name is Shawn. Long story short 2 weeks ago while I was at school they had an argument and Shawn beat the living shit out of her. Of course police reports were filed but no arrests. He is MIA. Nobody knows where he is. Im not stupid I know the more time that passes more likely he wont get caught. It's been 2 to 3 weeks now. The police will only do so much. I know sooner or later he could get picked up by the police but maybe not. The fact is he got to fuck and then beat my mom and got away with it. The other day I just so happened to look at his FB page and I noticed hes still updating. I was filled with rage! I was getting more angry by the minute looking at his gay FB page. I felt helpless. What can I do? I'm 16 the guy is 48. He can kick my ass probably. It just kills me to think nothing is going to happen to this fuck head. And then it hit me…I thought to myself wouldnt it be great if his FB page was attacked in true O&A fashion? I'm not a social media user. I dont know dick about the internet. I asked myself where could I go for help to organize something like that? The O&A subreddit! I know reddit is full of ppl who know their way around photoshop with great imagination. The pictures of this guy on his FB are a plenty! And hes black too.

I know they would have fun with that! Hes even FB friends with his mother! I want it to hurt when this CUNT sees his FB page. I want to fuck him up mentally. This is personal. Thats the kind of help im looking for. If thats u or you know someone who can pls message me back. Again I want to reiterate that I know you could be too busy or not even care

Im hoping someone finds enough pity for me to help. This might seem stupid or even petty to you but I cant wait for karma. This guy at the very least deserves to get his ass kicked. This was the only way I know of to fuck with his life a little bit. I know he'll see it.
 

Turry Fawks

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"we were planning to fence our yard in the coming years"

You're unemployed and you're home all day, every day. We've all seen the size of your yard. You could rent a post hole digger (or do it manually), buy some cement, and you could have your posts set in a day or two. The screw on the panels. Even working by yourself, the project would be done in a week. I don't know the price of lumber at the moment but the whole thing should be under $3,000. "in the coming years"? Just put it in yourself. You're 44 years old.
Somebody priced it to just shy of a grand but I don't remember if they were talking prefab panels or what.
 

DominusOdium

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Rick Roblinson

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I hope the redneck who took Pat's shit either doesn't see this or just completely ignores it so Fats has to contact the police, whom he is suing, and beg them to do something about it AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHA. Nice life, stupid. I like how in all of Pat's interviews, but especially the latest, he acts as if going offline or being "deplatformed" is akin to being killed. Fat idiot.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Look at how clipped and dismissive he is to someone offering sympathy. Bizarre behavior. Make a post to garner sympathy and when anyone shows you the sympathy you're looking for, act like a terse asshole and ruin it.
That Crusty old stewardess is dumber than him yet will always defend him. It’s strange.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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He's done this multiple times and gotten his stuff back, so he thinks this is a win win situation. He's definitely doing these.

A smart man would've at least made up a story about confronting the first one and they told him it was on Craigslist. Fucking Craigslist. Nobody uses Craigslist.

You'll notice he never involves the police on this bit. He just threatens to. If he did, they'd look into it and determine the obvious truth.
I can’t many believe people still use Craigslist - then again I’m not looking for cheap / free old furniture. Last time I used it was to sell a TV about 15 years ago when I got out of college.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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