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The stewardess is retarded - maybe more than Pat
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The stewardess is retarded - maybe more than Pat
Calling the insurance provider on your home over a 20 year old patio set? I would slap this woman if she suggested that to me
I swear that guy was in some other Pat thing, did he grab his furniture the last time Hildy tried to donate it?This has been a tremendous week and fuck me it's only Wednesday.
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That's Boomia.
Countless people on FB have suggested this to him and he has always replied that “I’m not the one who has to change. These stlakers have to be stopped by law enforcement for their many felony crimes against my family.” and “We don’t have to do a thing. Not. One. We are not the ones causing this.”If he wanted to, he could even put a small sign on the table saying something to the effect of "do not remove this outdoor patio set, you have been deceived by a fraudulent Craigslist ad" etc.
LOL he thinks his shitty patio furniture is so valuable that this guy's clearly going to flip it for profit!
He was on the fart couch sleeping off a hard night of tweeting and drinkingSusan and the two scooters are parked in the back. Did Pat go for a walk? Of course he didn't. Fat stupid liar
That's what people do when they car crash posts.I know if I was being bullied, I would definitely let everyone know each time it was successful.
It's odd that he's willing to put a sign in front of his house announcing the number of days since the last SWATing attempt as a way to convince the MPD to change their behavior, but he can't be bothered to put a sign on his patio furniture to deter people from taking the set away. I guess that's 1.7 GPA logic for you.Countless people on FB have suggested this to him and he has always replied that “I’m not the one who has to change. These stlakers have to be stopped by law enforcement for their many felony crimes against my family.” and “We don’t have to do a thing. Not. One. We are not the ones causing this.”
Because he REFUSES to LTIW. *ANY* change in his behavior he perceives as “forced” by us is a win for us, therefore he won’t do it.It's odd that he's willing to put a sign in front of his house announcing the number of days since the last SWATing attempt as a way to convince the MPD to change their behavior, but he can't be bothered to put a sign on his patio furniture to deter people from taking the set away. I guess that's 1.7 GPA logic for you.
But he does know who some people are and he tried twice to get restraining orders and failed twice. He really is a lot like a woman, the way they will tell a story but leave out half of it to justify their horseshit
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