- Forum Clout
- 8,173
"I really do enjoy taking my tea in the garden in the morning sitting in them". Fat fucking idiot. I really wish some local feral coon culturally enriches Pat during "tea time".
-
Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators.
DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:
[email protected]
Resident OnA Limey Swell McGowan has nothing on "Englishman Tomlinson"
- Thread starter Rodeo Clown
- Start date
- Forum Clout
- 56,983
Wonder if he chains the chairs to the hovel like they do at Lowes
- Forum Clout
- 8,173
Not sure if he chains the chairs, but i bet he has spic illegals milling around his alley like the parking lot at Lowes.
- Forum Clout
- 32,685
His “garden” lol. A bunch of weeds in the alley getting pissed on by dogs and homeless coons
- Forum Clout
- 64,068
Patrick, if you're not loying and actually getting stalked by someone, don't wax poetic about how much the chairs you keep in the backyard mean to you. How do you think that message will come across to whoever's alogging you? Oh my sweet petunias how they mean the world to me! I'd be ever so upset if a neighborhood rascal snipped them off!
- Forum Clout
- 19,461
Johnny English Muffin
- Forum Clout
- 56,983
Pat enjoys his tea in the garden while watching the Cricket Match in the lower smaller plot on his estate
- Forum Clout
- 6,112
Smell that?!? That dumpster smell…smells like victory… I love the smell of dumpsters in the morning…
- Forum Clout
- 98,703
by tea he means beer and by the morning he means the morning
- Forum Clout
- 268,718
Gotta enjoy that tea before going inside and sitting on the couch all day drunk tweeting.
- Forum Clout
- 19,499
He can’t even take his “tea in the garden” without fear of trespassers stepping foot on the “grounds” and interlopers encroaching upon his “land.”
- Forum Clout
- 50,596
It’s not tea when you dump a full cup of milk in it fat man
- Forum Clout
- 268,718
Maybe he should do some hedgelaying to keep commoners out.
- Forum Clout
- 51,135
He's making up for all mama raven's milk he missed out on as an infant
- Forum Clout
- 33,924
Taking my milk.
- Forum Clout
- 9,172
He enjoyed "taking his tea in the garden" until rapscallions purloined his chairs? Fuck it - retire to the solarium, faggot.
- Forum Clout
- 51,126
You shouldn't be able to shit on soccer if you say shit this gay/British:
- Forum Clout
- 9,172
Surely the groundskeeper at Tomlinson Manor shall release the hounds from the royal kennels to run off the ruffians.