Reminder that Niki hired a Tyrone to move the workout equipment upstairs because special boy pat couldn't.

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Rumor has it that she also offered up her pussy as a dumping ground for his grape drink and menthol farts.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Oh my, how embarrassing.

 

[RobertMewler]

It's strange how he uses Niki as the front. The house is in her name, political donations were in her name, requests for services are in her name.

What is he hiding from? Creditors? The IRS?

 

[UnPRePared]

"I'm Tyrone, and I'mma Fuck yo wife...

LONG DICK STYLE."

 

[RoTheHo69]

I gotta take shit in yo pussy bitch

 

[Ace Orenstein]

She used “trustworthy” as if they hired someone in the past and they fucked (literally and figuratively) them over

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

It's strange how he uses Niki as the front. The house is in her name, political donations were in her name, requests for services are in her name.

What is he hiding from? Creditors? The If

For the ad was on purpose to try and find some guys that were "helping a woman" either ending up being free or cheap and thinking maybe a piece of ass if she was decent enough, if guy put ad then right away they think how heavy is shit if a supposed man needs help

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I’m sure Niki had to post because fatty is too busy tweeting. Also she probably didn’t want to emasculate him more.

 

[Midian9876]

Doesn’t Fatrick have plenty of friends willing to help?
I’m a social retard and in the past month I’ve still managed to find friends to help me move a couch down the stairs and load it into my truck. I don’t get it. What all is so heavy it requires multiple hours of work one day that a fat layabout with no job can’t do it piecemeal over a week?

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

I got a dolly two bitch. Do it roll good?

 

[guest]

Rumor has it that she also offered up her pussy as a dumping ground for his grape drink and menthol farts.

Absolutely kept his hat on (as well as socks and jewelry- obviously) while he pounded Drinky's booze-addled brains out.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Absolutely kept his hat on (as well as socks and jewelry- obviously) while he pounded Drinky's booze-addled brains out.

In my humble opinion it's clear to me that he took reparations in the form of her shapeless, pale stinker.

 

[Raymond]

Poor Nikster. I hope Lance Riddick's nephew threw her some dick.

 

[TokenX]

He's got two dollies. That's pretty resourceful for a young negro.

Does Pat have any friends? Why not get Kyle? His jaw is probably yoked from the pennies - could probably just tie a rope to the couch and have him drag it upstairs with his mouth.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

She made sure to include “strong” since while Pat may barely be a man, he is a weak one and this job is not for any weak men. Mr. Trained fighter needed his wife to hire actual men due to Pat being friends with the weakest of weirdos.

 

[Opesterino]

And she was very happy with the service!

This isn't even funny, just plain fucking sad. I would LITERALLY break my back trying to move whatever before letting my GF/WIfe hire random "people" to move something into our home. Fuck Pig, you don't have any friends that would help? God it is even more embarrassing than I originally thought. The worst part of it, if he wasn't a complete and utter jackass cunt online I would pity him. Mama Raven fucked that boy up.

 

[Pat’s 4th Chin]

Sad that between the 2 of them, they don’t have any friends that are willing to help

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Sad that between the 2 of them, they don’t have any friends that are willing to help

That’s the biggest take away from all of this, no friends or even family to help. Not even a neighbor! It’s not like they just moved to a new place far away from their friends / family, they’re from that shit hole! Pretty much everyone knows somebody that would help and in return buy beer or pizza etc but these two adults are such disasters they have nobody in their lives at 40.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

“Two”

How did this ape even learn to tie its shoes?

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

“Two”

How did this ape even learn to tie its shoes?

He prolly wears dem slides, nigga.