Reminder: Country Bumpkin Rick uses Kraft Singles™ on burgers and grilled cheeses like uncultured white trash

[guest]

At least he uses the finest fresh baked Wonder EBT can buy.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

That is what it looks like when attemps to make a grilled cheese. Notice the barely melted cheese? We had a theory that he cant even make a grilled cheese properly buy toasting the bread first then adding the cheese.

Making a proper grilled cheese requires a stove or a hot plate, but we all know he’s not allowed to touch those- those are OWWIES! Instead, he shoots Nerf guns at the mean old stove and toasts two pieces of bread and slaps cold cheese in between them. Ugly Niki lets him use the toaster, sometimes even unsupervised (she passes out).

Viola! Sandwich au fromage a la Retard.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Well that will compliment the pistachios perfectly. Do you think when he realised he had put 5 on one side instead of the standard 4 grouping, that he had an autistic meltdown about taking the extra one away, but then decided it would make him look 'devil may care'?

Pat said he made it for his wife ( I dont buy that) but if he did....What an insulting plate of food to give someone. Not one thing on that plate makes sense. Id never give someone else such a dogshit plate of food. If you happen to like odd combonations of food then whatever. Just fucking eat it. This is something the internet should have never seen.

 

[guest]

Making a proper grilled cheese requires a stove or a hot plate, but we all know he’s not allowed to touch those- those are OWWIES! Instead, he shoots Nerf guns at the mean old stove and toasts two pieces of bread and slaps cold cheese in between them. Ugly Niki lets him use the toaster, sometimes even unsupervised (she passes out).

Viola! Sandwich au fromage a la Retard.

You don't think Fat makes them like this for his kid?
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[Cuphead]

Nice taste buds, stupid.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Yes, even processed cheese comes in tiers. Aldi's sells a packaged version on American cheese not individually wrapped that is like the deli styled sliced one. Anything in individual plastic sleeves is nigger food, and if your from the cheese state using it, you probably think Libby's Vienna Sausages are fancy hor d'oeuvres as well lol.

Fuck Aldi yo, nothing but off brand shit.

 

[guest]

now you're opening a can'o'Nortons; in most countries the Astra was badged as a Vauxhaul, I did have an old Opel Monza once (& a couple Vauxhall Astras).

never really understood why they chose Opel or Vauxhaul for which cars in which countries, especially as many spare parts were interchangeable

Im pretty sure it is Holden in OZ, Vauxhall in the UK and Opel everywhere else.

 

[guest]

Fuck Aldi yo, nothing but off brand shit.

Milk, coffee cream, kids snacks things like that, and shitty but better than Kraft cheese for when the kids want burgers. I've eaten in Rao's, Peter Lugers, the Old Homestead, dozens of times, Aldi's has a place, Shop Rite does, Meijer does, "off brand" jelly or granola bars are OK, Vanderbilt lol. Being a douche and not being able to eat a Wendy's doesn't make the aged porterhouse taste better, it makes you a contriving douche. Aldi's stuff really isn't that bad, don't but they're meat or fresh vegetables or fruit though lol.

 

[guest]

You don't think Fat makes them like this for his kid?
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That looked good throw a few fried eggs and bacon and little less cheese lol.

 

[ActionJackson]

Dinner is served, child.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Fuck Aldi yo, nothing but off brand shit.

so you enjoy paying a premium for a brand name (& subsequent advertising budget), even though the products are often made in the same factory?

 

[Ladynyahh]

Dinner is served, child.
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Happy to see we're bringing the beefers back

 

[MonsterSteve]

To be fair a lot of people use American cheese for burgers because it melts the best. Same for grilled cheese. I, personally, am not a fan of Kraft cheese. I like to get the land o lakes sliced super thin from the deli/supermarket.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

We have Kraft singles in the fridge. It’s what I give my dog pills and CBD oil calming chews in lol

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Dinner is served, child.
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Fuck off Betsy

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

You only buy those to wrap dog pills in them. Rick probably goes through all 64 in a night like Homer Simpson

He certainly eats the block of welfare cheese they get from their food stamps. The whole thing in a single bite down that massive gullet

 

[guest]

Wisconsin does not produce cheese. They produce giant lumps of orange shit for fat fucks. Quality is that it melts the best in your trash food? Does it pair well with a bottle of Mountain Dew? Heavenly, child.

This fucking retard actually went to France and didn't spend a moment to educate himself on their food because it wasn't prepared like Mama Raven does it back home.

 

[FLUUUID]

He certainly eats the block of welfare cheese they get from their food stamps. The whole thing in a single bite down that massive gullet

Apparently he steeps it overnight in his own urine, this aids in the transference of the color from the block to his teeth, as he says "I want them as yellow as a chinaman". These are allegations at this stage.

 

[Guyincognito]

You only buy those to wrap dog pills in them. Rick probably goes through all 64 in a night like Homer Simpson

My avatar demands that i link this

 

[Guyincognito]

You gotta be fuckin kidding me. Pistachios and grilled cheese? What an absolute fucking retard