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I’m a snob. I like Cabot cheese from Vermont. They also “infused cheeses” their garlic herb white cheddar and their bacon cheddar make bomb ass burger melt.
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Reminder: Country Bumpkin Rick uses Kraft Singles™ on burgers and grilled cheeses like uncultured white trash
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Which he dislodges from the bottle using a bespoke knife
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That someone pulled on him. He walked away with the knife, the assailant walked away with a broken arm.
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Is Mr 'cultured world traveller' really defending that shit? even my American friends wouldn't defend that rubbish. The wrapper it comes-in would melt equally well on a sandwich or burger, doesn't mean it's worth eating.
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That looks plastic like the dashboard on the inside of an Opel Astra.
@TheRevAlJolson , Good cheese goes a long way. Goats milk cheese is loaded with extra nutrients and is delicious; great to mix with eggs, chia seeds and hot sauce.
THAT shit the COWnsumer eats is not fucking cheese.
@TheRevAlJolson , Good cheese goes a long way. Goats milk cheese is loaded with extra nutrients and is delicious; great to mix with eggs, chia seeds and hot sauce.
THAT shit the COWnsumer eats is not fucking cheese.
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now you're opening a can'o'Nortons; in most countries the Astra was badged as a Vauxhaul, I did have an old Opel Monza once (& a couple Vauxhall Astras).
never really understood why they chose Opel or Vauxhaul for which cars in which countries, especially as many spare parts were interchangeable
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I don't remember when it was - oh Christ, I think it was just before we recorded "Ray Wilson & Stiltskin" down in Endenich, a really lively little area in Bonn, Germany - I let the band have a day before
the concert to just peruse and relax, but my buddy Ali and I felt like going for a drive - didn't know or care where we'd end up, just had to get back at a decent time so we could rest before rehearsal the next day.
The nearest rental unit was out of every car we'd want. The "Rock Stars" that we were, had to settle for a 2005 Opel Astra 5 door wagon, the basest model they offered.
After an hour of driving and hiding our faces, Ali and I drove it back and promptly returned it. We proceeded to drink the rest of the day on foot so we didn't embarrass ourselves any further.
I pity anyone that actually owned that awful car.
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I knew a guy that worked for Kraft and made the cheese, he said its all chemicals, just forklift bin of a and forklift bin of b add some moisture and mix, he always used to say if you seen it made you would never eat it
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With the mccormick oregano on top.
grody.
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Excuse me, I have clearly missed something here, what the fuck is this shit?
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That is what it looks like when attemps to make a grilled cheese. Notice the barely melted cheese? We had a theory that he cant even make a grilled cheese properly buy toasting the bread first then adding the cheese.
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Oh shit that's probably what he did. Look theres no tint of butter on that bread.
What an obese fuckup
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Idiot just repeats memes from reddit and youtube chefs. Doesn't even know that Havarti exists
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Did he really fucking do that? Jesus Christ. And why has he poured ketchup on top of the bread on the outside? This fat moron literally cannot do anything right.
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Oh thats not ketchup, its some asian spicy sauce if I remember correctly.
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Well that will compliment the pistachios perfectly. Do you think when he realised he had put 5 on one side instead of the standard 4 grouping, that he had an autistic meltdown about taking the extra one away, but then decided it would make him look 'devil may care'?