Reminder: Country Bumpkin Rick uses Kraft Singles™ on burgers and grilled cheeses like uncultured white trash

[stealthygeek]

Don't have the receipt for his pistachio drizzled grilled cheese but I vividly remember the cheese being neon and plastic looking. He can't even successfully be a fat cheesehead, it's remarkable.

Not a cheese snob by any means but I buy my processed Land O Lakes cheese freshly sliced at the deli like a human being. Pat waddles down to the 7-Eleven and buys the EBT-friendly government cheese.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Fuck cheese in general - shit is fucking nasty. I'll cave when it's some high quality shit, but other than that, you can keep the congealed dairy fat, I'm good.

 

[Clint Ruin]

What a loser. Kraft singles are children's food. I'll bet this dipshit puts ketchup on steak. What's the point of being fat if you're getting fat on disgusting kid food? Actually go to the deli and get some real cheese, you fucking simpleton.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Retard has filet mignon well done, so yeah, ketchup is not beyond the realm of possibility.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

What a loser. Kraft singles are children's food. I'll bet this dipshit puts ketchup on steak. What's the point of being fat if you're getting fat on disgusting kid food? Actually go to the deli and get some real cheese, you fucking simpleton.

Faggot orders steak well done.
Says it all

 

[Gay Faggot.]

He lives in WI the land of fucking cheese. They have a cheese castle. Even OnA talked about it. How in the fuck do you defend Kraft cheese when you live in the best place possibly in the world for cheese. Jesus fucking Christ I hate him.

Edit: The team he pretends to support is called the fucking cheeseheads. He is the fucking worst.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Every single time Fatrick tries his hand in the kitchen he has to post the results to social media, whether it's cubed chicken in Indian sludge (no offense quasi) or burnt to a crisp beef wellington. Those pictures are becoming few and far between, so I imagine he subsists on a diet of spaceship or dinosaur shaped tendies.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He lives in Wisconsin, a state that is KNOWN for cheese and he buys this cheap shit. He can’t even be a fat dope from Wisconsin without messing it up. No deli counter for me, child, I buy Kraft singles at Walgreens.

 

[42069]

Fuck cheese in general - shit is fucking nasty. I'll cave when it's some high quality shit, but other than that, you can keep the congealed dairy fat, I'm good.

I agree. Pat lives in one of the best cheese countries in the world he should know better. Cheddar Swiss and provolone melt great on a burger. Also American cheese was developed in Canada

 

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Don't have the receipt for his pistachio drizzled grilled cheese but I vividly remember the cheese being neon and plastic looking. He can't even successfully be a fat cheesehead, it's remarkable.

Not a cheese snob by any means but I buy my processed Land O Lakes cheese freshly sliced at the deli like a human being. Pat waddles down to the 7-Eleven and buys the EBT-friendly government cheese.

Yes, even processed cheese comes in tiers. Aldi's sells a packaged version on American cheese not individually wrapped that is like the deli styled sliced one. Anything in individual plastic sleeves is nigger food, and if your from the cheese state using it, you probably think Libby's Vienna Sausages are fancy hor d'oeuvres as well lol.

 

[wbgreen]

What a loser. Kraft singles are children's food. I'll bet this dipshit puts ketchup on steak. What's the point of being fat if you're getting fat on disgusting kid food? Actually go to the deli and get some real cheese, you fucking simpleton.

Every meal Pat has shown reveal he has the palate of a child. I bet he throws temper tantrums if he is forced to eat adult food at a strange restaraunt.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I always assumed he ate whatever cheese the government gives to poor people. It’s that neon yellow shit that’s always in his pictures. Welfare recipients and mongs on disability get a big block of it every month. Might explain Niki’s disgusting orange teeth.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It doesn't even melt all that great. It's basically plastic. And if you put that shit on a grilled cheese, you're a fucking welfare loser. The cheese is all there fucking is to a grilled cheese, you use something that tastes good and has the texture of actual melted cheese that stretches when you pull it apart.

For someone who attempts to LARP as a cultured person, he sure does enjoy the foods and lazy fuck activities of a stereotypical fat American loser.

 

[stealthygeek]

Every meal Pat has shown reveal he has the palate of a child. I bet he throws temper tantrums if he is forced to eat adult food at a strange restaraunt.

You mean like when Parisian chefs won't scramble eggs Mama Raven style?

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

I agree. Pat lives in one of the best cheese countries in the world he should know better. Cheddar Swiss and provolone melt great on a burger. Also American cheese was developed in Canada

I can understand the simplistic joy of a Kraft single on a burger, it just tastes right because it's such a nostalgic flavor combination. But Kraft singles on a sandwich? Gross. Everything pairs better with a different type of cheese.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Niki feeds him kraft squares as treats, she also changes his diaper for him because he's retarded

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I agree. Pat lives in one of the best cheese countries in the world he should know better. Cheddar Swiss and provolone melt great on a burger. Also American cheese was developed in Canada

It’s like living in New York City and ordering Pizza Hut. It’s insane how he’s beyond white trash yet believes he’s sophisticated and above others.

 

[Raymond]

Retard has filet mignon well done, so yeah, ketchup is not beyond the realm of possibility.

Ketchup on shelled pistachios is within the realm of reality.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Not to take the focus off Pat, but I'm not a fan Elle either. I can buy just about any cheese I want whenever I want, so take your "lmao Americans" and stick it up your eurotwat.