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R/TACN explains Nana's tardiness

Sue Lightning

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Anthonys level of anger perplexes me. He could be getting killed in call of duty or losing 10k in a single hand and his reaction is the same, literally seething and spitting with anger punching himself. Add him literally screaming tongue flailing from his mouth red in the face and sweating on air when he talks to black callers. He’s not fucking well.
 

Mick_Mickerson

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Anthonys level of anger perplexes me. He could be getting killed in call of duty or losing 10k in a single hand and his reaction is the same, literally seething and spitting with anger punching himself. Add him literally screaming tongue flailing from his mouth red in the face and sweating on air when he talks to black callers. He’s not fucking well.
@BenDovid said he punched Keith as well during his fits, which adds another disturbing wrinkle/makes it look more psychotic.

the shit that always gets my ribs, is picturing what the off-the-boat Vietnamese dealer thinks of the whole pathetic spectacle as it's going down
 
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Anthonys level of anger perplexes me. He could be getting killed in call of duty or losing 10k in a single hand and his reaction is the same, literally seething and spitting with anger punching himself. Add him literally screaming tongue flailing from his mouth red in the face and sweating on air when he talks to black callers. He’s not fucking well.
That’s what 60 years of denial and repressing your homosexual desires will get you. He hates himself more than we hate him and he expresses it at every opportunity.
 

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So fuckin odd.

At the end of the day, Keith was career NYPD. Was he ever like "HEY! Knock it the fuck off!"

Of course not, why's he going to fuck with three individual income streams? Personal Assistant salary, Security/Bodyguard salary and his wife's salary. I take a lot of shit, but I never tried to hustle anyone for two of my own salaries and one for my wife as well.
 

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Anthonys level of anger perplexes me. He could be getting killed in call of duty or losing 10k in a single hand and his reaction is the same, literally seething and spitting with anger punching himself. Add him literally screaming tongue flailing from his mouth red in the face and sweating on air when he talks to black callers. He’s not fucking well.
Seems like he is just play acting for an audience, he's a spoiled little greasetrap so he's used to getting attention and likes to put on a show
 

lowend73

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Because I don't want to hear Danny tell a story about a "hot blonde" who was a fucking Anthony Cumia groupie, that means I'm an incel? Again, picture the year is 2010 and now picture the young women that are super into the obscure SiriusXM Opie and Anthony show. Even if the chick was hot, wanting to hear some dude talk about fucking her is actual incel shit.

Bad take, funster. You should apologize.
We got off in the wrong foot, I was speaking of generalities , I’m sorry

The commonality of language
 

Mick_Mickerson

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Seems like he is just play acting for an audience, he's a spoiled little greasetrap so he's used to getting attention and likes to put on a show
I made a thread about this -- he's partially copying the women from Goodfellas with the performative anger. At this point, it's probably really him though.

She'd spit on her own floor. That never made any sense to me. It was better to be polite and call the lawyer.
 

JebJoh

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You don't think a young woman in the satellite-era shock jock Anthony Cumia orbit who ended up fucking Danny Ross at the Borgata was very attractive?
I would suspect that none of these women knew or cared about nana's career and fame but only saw the money and heard he was in show business somehow. A halfway decent looking guy can get 8's and 9's with that combo. Nana seems to have settled for a lot of 4's or seriously damaged 7's. Not that there is anything wrong with that
 

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So fuckin odd.

At the end of the day, Keith was career NYPD. Was he ever like "HEY! Knock it the fuck off!"
Keith was sort of a midget too, wasn't he? His only threat was maybe a choke hold that he's too chubby to do properly and his gun. Could he pull his gun in a casino?
 

HipTuckerCumia

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Of course not, why's he going to fuck with three individual income streams? Personal Assistant salary, Security/Bodyguard salary and his wife's salary. I take a lot of shit, but I never tried to hustle anyone for two of my own salaries and one for my wife as well.
Say, a good friend is looking to buying a used boat. Would you recommend Keith?
 

JebJoh

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Not after that lipo!
Since we're here, tell us more about KtC, were he and CSK friendly? Did he ever talk about the guy his wife killed in Massapequa. LI? Did nana have any idea where the money to buy a new boat every 5 years was coming from? Did he ever have to actually protect nana from anything?

I do recall people around nana claiming that KtC made millions doing security for some arab billionaires, but if he had millions why would he let his his wife clean up nana's jerk off tissues and vomit every morning? Why would he even let his wife near nana?
 

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Keith was sort of a midget too, wasn't he? His only threat was maybe a choke hold that he's too chubby to do properly and his gun. Could he pull his gun in a casino?
I don't think there are too many career NY cops who would have difficulty intimidating AntH

I imagine if you raised your voice to him with any sense of authority he'd jump and start shaking like a high-strung terrier :image_9253_m:

too bad it never happened, good for keith getting that BAG though 💲💲💲, as the kids say.

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were he and CSK friendly?

When did they ever have to interact? Keith wasn't at the studio everyday acting as a butler. Keith was around providing security at live events and travel days. Kenny and Keith would coordinate when the show was traveling together but that was about it.

Did he ever talk about the guy his wife killed in Massapequa

Dunno if I'm familiar with this, what happened?

Did nana have any idea where the money to buy a new boat every 5 years was coming from?

It's not like he was unaware of the cash he was being extorted of. Keith got pissed at him once for spending too much money on random girls so he FORCED Anthony to match dollar for dollar what he was spending on chicks and give it to him. On top of two P.A. salaries & private security pay. Nevermind the fact they had cards attached to his money. I was purchased a Keurig for my new apartment with one of those cards. When I asked about it, I was told "Do you think he looks at receipts? Don't worry about it." So who knows how much actual goods/services and cash were pilfered in total.
Why would he even let his wife near nana

A better question would be why would he let him around his two young daughters, one of whom, he had already been busted for speaking highly of her 15 year old asscheeks. Dunno if his wife ever found out about that one. I do know she was furious every time she found out he was fucking a new 17 year old girl since her daughter by that time was of a similar age. Pure speculation on my part, but I have a feeling that's why Keith left CM. I bet his wife was tired of being the wife of the guy for works for the Nigger guy. At the fucking nail salon.. "What do you do for work?" "Oh, I work for Anthony Cumia." "The Nigger guy??" "Sigh....yes.."
 
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JebJoh

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When did they ever have to interact? Keith wasn't at the studio everyday acting as a butler. Keith was around providing security at live events and travel days. Kenny and Keith would coordinate when the show was traveling together but that was about it.
For awhile they must have had the same job going to the same places, I was curious if nana brought him along when Kenny was doing security, but now I will guess that they just didn't care about each other. Kenny is a pretty straight arrow, keith is shady as hell. I was hoping they hated each other.

Dunno if I'm familiar with this, what happened?

There were 2 incidents I remember, one where keith hit a guy on a motorcycle but didn't kill him and another where Angela had an accident and did kill the guy. I guess he never mentioned his court cases. Keith hit a guy when he was running around pretending to be a fireman. I think his wife blamed slippery roads.

Happy holidays by the way.
 

lowend73

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Keith was sort of a midget too, wasn't he? His only threat was maybe a choke hold that he's too chubby to do properly and his gun. Could he pull his gun in a casino?
His uncle was a stone cold killer

Roy DiMeo, I believe
 
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