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I don’t appreciate the coyness and teasing of this thread. Either she’s divorcing him or she’s not. Whats with this “maybe” “wait and see” shit.
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Did you see the news?I don’t appreciate the coyness and teasing of this thread. Either she’s divorcing him or she’s not. Whats with this “maybe” “wait and see” shit.
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No, stlaker. Niki didn’t tell you how big my dick was. This is another insane delusion that has resulted in you ending your life in prison.I hope she makes an account here the instant the divorce is final and spills all the beans then joins in posting texts from reddit contact rascals.
Do ya?Its like one of those niggers who does a Reddit AMA about something that has a 50/50 chance of happening, only offers vague evidence to prove his point, then when it ends up happening people go “WOW HOW COULD THEY KNOW THEY MUST HAVE HAD INSIDE INFO” No it just had a high likely hood of happening. If Niki divorces Pat I can’t look at this thread as Salted Earth Truffle actually knowing shit.
I still love ya tho.
It would be a monumental face turn in the history of Patposting. After years of hating her, we could finally give her a standing ovation as she leaves divorce court (and yes I'm talking about the TV show because Pat will have to do things in the most sensationalized way possible; i.e. Joe Cumia.)I hope she makes an account here the instant the divorce is final and spills all the beans then joins in posting texts from reddit contact rascals.
You really think he will understand the last part?Am I missing something here? Your "source" is FranksWirecutters.
New BBQ
Another W for Fatty. Pat gets to fatly lounge in his backyard, grilling fatty food on his new BBQ and texting fatly on his new fat phone ($1800) with his fat hands as he coasts towards the 2-year-judgement anniversary without having to pay a penny. Can anyone here identify the model...new.onaforums.net
If I'm mistaken, please have you and your source repeat the phrase "we love the O&A show" at the same time. Something is fishy here, alwright.
I'm moving this into the '100% confirmed' column after this text exchange.
I read what FranksWirecutters said again and if i had to guess, his guy saw the news crew arrive at the semi-hovel, that's a big thing, and Niggi arrived in her dads car or something and her dad went in with her and left with her afterward, and this dude was outside and probably on piggers cameras. He said it wasn't a big reveal so I might be low-balling the news though.Am I missing something here? Your "source" is FranksWirecutters.
New BBQ
Another W for Fatty. Pat gets to fatly lounge in his backyard, grilling fatty food on his new BBQ and texting fatly on his new fat phone ($1800) with his fat hands as he coasts towards the 2-year-judgement anniversary without having to pay a penny. Can anyone here identify the model...new.onaforums.net
If I'm mistaken, please have you and your source repeat the phrase "we love the O&A show" at the same time. Something is fishy here, alwright.
No, that's why I included it. Every reply to Salted should include obscure O&A references.You really think he will understand the last part?
I'll throw in a the mayor is dead reference next. Going with a deep cut.No, that's why I included it. Every reply to Salted should include obscure O&A references.
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