POLL: Have Pat and Niki already separated?

[Niki]

Just checked and it’s today babe
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who is this laura chick shes a whole reply guy to fatso or at least was

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

This was the first Twitter birthday greeting I could find, from 2020:

Edit: Ninja’d

 

[Opesterino]

Just checked and it’s today babe
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is this trouble in paradise I spy? Paradise by the Half Hovel's Lights? The Paradise ? .. yeah I don't know where I am going .. I just hope Rick gets what is coming to him.

 

[Jenna]

Wait today is Niki's birthday and Patrick isn't celebrating with her? Oh dear.

 

[Niki]

Wait today is Niki's birthday and Patrick isn't celebrating with her? Oh dear.

hes lights out on twitter probably spending the day together but you know hes itching to tweet

 

[captain_kamala]

I want it to be true.

 

[Meownaw]

Hey Kiwi... if you have something to share, just share it. Otherwise you're speculating, which is fine, but don't act like you have some inside information when you obviously don't.

If it turns out to be nothing then I shudder to think of the horror that's about to be visited upon him.

 

[guest]

No stlaker, we are not divorced. My wife and her softball friend Jane drove the Subaru Outback out to the lake house for a girl’s weekend.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

hes lights out on twitter probably spending the day together but you know hes itching to tweet

Pat has been posting within the last hour of his home DIY projects. It was already revealed earlier this week that Niki would be “at the lake house” (her mother’s) without him.

 

[Niki]

Pat has been posting within the last hour of his home DIY projects. It was already revealed earlier this week that Niki would be “at the lake house” (her mother’s) without him.

didnt check

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

If it turns out to be nothing then I shudder to think of the horror that's about to be visited upon him.

I wouldn’t put this out there lightly. And I’m not 200 pounds overweight like Pat.

 

[guest]

Has Nikkis family finally put their foot down? Out of the hovel next?

So many possibilities!!

 

[RickReternal]

I can’t find the source at the moment but apparently it was also revealed the other day that Niki is “at the lake house” (Lynne’s) without Pat for her birthday. I’m curious to see what other excuses he comes up with before admitting we were right all along.

Bro, I made a joke that Niki fled to the lake house because Pat was raging about his tweet getting stolen. I explained to you that it was a joke.

 

[guest]

Bro, I made a joke that Niki fled to the lake house because Pat was raging about his tweet getting stolen. I explained to you that it was a joke.

Did you factor in the debilitating autism of the average Kiwi farmer?

 

[Jenna]

Bro, I made a joke that Niki fled to the lake house because Pat was raging about his tweet getting stolen. I explained to you that it was a joke.

Wait, you're the mysterious source he can't reveal?

 

[Meownaw]

Jesus Christ.

 

[RickReternal]

Wait, you're the mysterious source he can't reveal?

Unless someone else was talking about the lake house but I had an exchange with him about this.

Now you know how the guy who first came up the with the dumb abortion trolley problem felt

I wasn’t implying you made it up, just to be clear. Really curious who’s leaking Niki’s travel plans and info about when Pat will be home alone. Almost as if he’s setting the stage for another SWAT call. If you follow the trail backwards, I was saying that Niki will get popped once (joke)...

new.onaforums.net

 

[Meownaw]

I wouldn’t put this out there lightly. And I’m not 200 pounds overweight like Pat.

Not sure where you got the 200 lbs from it's a Colin quote. Colin Quinn was a regular on the show Opie and Anthony.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Bro, I made a joke that Niki fled to the lake house because Pat was raging about his tweet getting stolen. I explained to you that it was a joke.

That is separate from the Milwaukee-sourced tip that she has left him.

 

[RickReternal]

That is separate from the Milwaukee-sourced tip that she has left him.