POLL: Have Pat and Niki already separated?

[More Worser]

third-party opinion of the Pat/Niki relationship from the Inside Edition facebook comments:
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Euell can tell she's not right


I doubt her family knew he had a biological daughter he abandoned to begin with, let alone the disturbing circumstances

Never had a daughter, child. My ex-wife did.

 

[guest]

I gotta say, reading through this thread and watching this guy give you all the ol' Kiwifarms rope-a-dope has been hilarious.

Step 1: Come up with a prediction that's obvious over a long enough timeline (neither Pat nor Nikki are "Til Death Do Us Part" types) but that might come true in the short term.

Step 2: Lie about your sources, preferably in a way that makes them sound like they're above the mark's pay grade.

Step 3: Lie about having people who will back you up ("I'm not saying it, but many people are saying it...")


"... but you don't know any of them because they go to a different school, but they're totally into me and let me squeeze their boobs and everything."

None of these people have come forward to support you. There are people on this board that will stare down a $60k lawsuit funded by the SFWA, and rather than ratting out everything and everyone they know will instead set up a secret board on here, fill it with fake posts about neo-nazi cops and comedy club owners, and then feed Pat and the Rat a legimate software exploit so they can feel like l33t haxx0rs when they bust in and take the bait.

You didn't feel like you could trust them, huh? Weird.


Step 4: "Now I've got even more evidence (that's only been seen by my totally hot Canadian lingerie model girlfriend)".

For those of you that are new to the internet and swallowed this bullshit, pretend for just a second that you aren't cripplingly autistic and imagine yourself being someone else. No, not Batman; no, not a pretty anime princess, but Nikki.

Spoiler: Secret Info - No Gurls Aloud

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Now that the purge is out of the way, think it through. If Nikki leaves Pat it will hurt his feelings, and since we like it when Pat has his feelings hurt, that will make us happy; and if any of us are bothering her, they'll stop. No more mail, no more text messages, no more racially-charged lesbian contact forms; no nothing. She has absolutely no incentive to keep their separation a secret... And yet we haven't heard shit.

You guys have been had, by a Kiwifarmer, doing a decades-old bit.

I didn't buy it for a moment.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Are you saying that you, personally, have seen convincing evidence from SET that Nikki and Pat have indeed separated?

No, because of how you worded that. What I have seen is convincing evidence that Nikki and Pat COULD be separated in the future. Not that they already are. I’m not taking a side in this shit but i’ve seen the documents and on the basis of speculation the evidence made me believe it could happen too. But the evidence making me believe they had ALREADY separated? No way.

 

[guest]

No, because of how you worded that. What I have seen is convincing evidence that Nikki and Pat COULD be separated in the future. Not that they already are. I’m not taking a side in this shit but i’ve seen the documents and on the basis of speculation the evidence made me believe it could happen too. But the evidence making me believe they had ALREADY separated? No way.

Thanks erock

 

[Sue Lightning]

Thanks erock

Nigger what do you want me to say to be more specific? I’m asking that genuinely.

 

[guest]

Nigger what do you want me to say to be more specific? I’m asking that genuinely.

Just say nothing

 

[Sue Lightning]

Just say nothing

I got asked a question by another user, nigger.

BACK OFF! THIS AINT YOUR SHOW.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Nigger what do you want me to say to be more specific? I’m asking that genuinely.

Post whatever you were sent.

 

[FurBurger]

No, because of how you worded that. What I have seen is convincing evidence that Nikki and Pat COULD be separated in the future. Not that they already are. I’m not taking a side in this shit but i’ve seen the documents and on the basis of speculation the evidence made me believe it could happen too. But the evidence making me believe they had ALREADY separated? No way.

Well that's a bit weird, because:

Word on the street in Milwaukee is that Niki dumped Pat and now only sees him in the presence of a chaperone. Pat begged her to do the joint appearances for media because he can’t stand to admit he drove another wife away with his abusive behavior.

And:

The source on this is very reliable. Unimpeachable. If Pat posts any pictures of them together from here on out, they’ll be retrospective and not current. Chaperones were present for both media appearances.

Pat is always welcome to prove me wrong. But he can’t.

SET seems convinced they're donezo; but you've seen the same evidence and can't make up your mind.

Also, Pat posted new pictures of him and Nikki with no chaperone to hold the camera despite SET saying that wouldn't happen; so that's even weirder.

EDIT: I've also seen convincing evidence that Pat and Nikki might split up; specifically his fat fuckin' face, body, hairline, taste in friends, written and spoken output, legal acumen....

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Nigger what do you want me to say to be more specific? I’m asking that genuinely.

Just post everything they sent you, SET has been outed as a snake:

👀

new.onaforums.net

 

[guest]

I got asked a question by another user, nigger.

BACK OFF! THIS AINT YOUR SHOW.

Fair and fair

 

[Steve Ramone]

Yeah this is some gay bit.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I gotta say, reading through this thread and watching this guy give you all the ol' Kiwifarms rope-a-dope has been hilarious.

Step 1: Come up with a prediction that's obvious over a long enough timeline (neither Pat nor Nikki are "Til Death Do Us Part" types) but that might come true in the short term.

Step 2: Lie about your sources, preferably in a way that makes them sound like they're above the mark's pay grade.

Step 3: Lie about having people who will back you up ("I'm not saying it, but many people are saying it...")


"... but you don't know any of them because they go to a different school, but they're totally into me and let me squeeze their boobs and everything."

None of these people have come forward to support you. There are people on this board that will stare down a $60k lawsuit funded by the SFWA, and rather than ratting out everything and everyone they know will instead set up a secret board on here, fill it with fake posts about neo-nazi cops and comedy club owners, and then feed Pat and the Rat a legimate software exploit so they can feel like l33t haxx0rs when they bust in and take the bait.

You didn't feel like you could trust them, huh? Weird.


Step 4: "Now I've got even more evidence (that's only been seen by my totally hot Canadian lingerie model girlfriend)".

For those of you that are new to the internet and swallowed this bullshit, pretend for just a second that you aren't cripplingly autistic and imagine yourself being someone else. No, not Batman; no, not a pretty anime princess, but Nikki.

Spoiler: Secret Info - No Gurls Aloud

View attachment 135659

Now that the purge is out of the way, think it through. If Nikki leaves Pat it will hurt his feelings, and since we like it when Pat has his feelings hurt, that will make us happy; and if any of us are bothering her, they'll stop. No more mail, no more text messages, no more racially-charged lesbian contact forms; no nothing. She has absolutely no incentive to keep their separation a secret... And yet we haven't heard shit.

You guys have been had, by a Kiwifarmer, doing a decades-old bit.

WWAWD FurBurger coming back with a vengeance?

TBH i don't even know why people hated you, was it WormKiller? Cause he ended up being a way bigger faggot

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Joe manifestos are always a must read.

It makes me mad @Riccardo Bosi trained an AI Joe based off my People's Court edit and nigga didn't convert every single Joe post for my personal entertainment.

 

[Dog Eater]

I 100% believe @Salted Earth Truffle on this.

There’s usually not a clean break. Patso’s gonna put in a token effort to keep her around etc.

But I believe this nigga.

I always thought your fat scaling posts were low effort kiwi shit but fuck these niggas I believe you

Asking for sources is like kiwifaggots demanding Mr Apostle immediately drop all the Josiah tapes because they couldn't wait for good fucking content

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Nice bit, stupid

 

[Harry Powell]

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I still believe, fuck-o

 

[Say “Cookie”]

Dan is always with you, funster. You just walk into your bathroom, grip one of your many sinks, look in the mirror and say "That's your bit?" three times.

I tried this but Dan has forsaken me, funster. I apologize to you, oh lord of legal documents. My 4 bathroom sinks do not compare to your superior 5 with Moen faucets.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I still believe, fuck-o

I stand by Harry

 

[SFWA liaison]

it all being a gayop leaves way more unanswered questions than it being real

SET being real is legitimately the simplest explanation