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POLL: Have Pat and Niki already separated?

Do you think Niki has already left Pat?

  • Yes

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Dog Eater

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I don’t think anyone lied to me. As I and others have posted over the past week, it’s not unusual for couples in volatile relationships to break up and reconcile many times. She definitely wasn’t living there before, during or after her birthday. If she is now it’s new as of a few days ago.
You have to go back.
 

Jenna

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@Salted Earth Truffle , here's my beef with you: no funny titles in your DM screenshot. You could have asked, I'm surely not the only one happy to shoot a "Here's those dick pics you asked for" or "I need a shoulder to cry on" message for da bit.

Edit: I missed the poorly-censored "JQ" with Jenna. I retract my previous outrage.

DMing Jenna to discuss the JQ is the forum version of Norm consulting a rabbi
 

NoBacon

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I don’t believe SET has an insider source into their marriage.
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FurBurger

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I gotta say, reading through this thread and watching this guy give you all the ol' Kiwifarms rope-a-dope has been hilarious.

Step 1: Come up with a prediction that's obvious over a long enough timeline (neither Pat nor Nikki are "Til Death Do Us Part" types) but that might come true in the short term.

Step 2: Lie about your sources, preferably in a way that makes them sound like they're above the mark's pay grade.

Step 3: Lie about having people who will back you up ("I'm not saying it, but many people are saying it...")

In fact, I’ve shared more information the past few days, all privately with a handful of trusted non-fags....
"... but you don't know any of them because they go to a different school, but they're totally into me and let me squeeze their boobs and everything."

None of these people have come forward to support you. There are people on this board that will stare down a $60k lawsuit funded by the SFWA, and rather than ratting out everything and everyone they know will instead set up a secret board on here, fill it with fake posts about neo-nazi cops and comedy club owners, and then feed Pat and the Rat a legimate software exploit so they can feel like l33t haxx0rs when they bust in and take the bait.

You didn't feel like you could trust them, huh? Weird.

Two sources, not just one.
Step 4: "Now I've got even more evidence (that's only been seen by my totally hot Canadian lingerie model girlfriend)".

For those of you that are new to the internet and swallowed this bullshit, pretend for just a second that you aren't cripplingly autistic and imagine yourself being someone else. No, not Batman; no, not a pretty anime princess, but Nikki.


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Now that the purge is out of the way, think it through. If Nikki leaves Pat it will hurt his feelings, and since we like it when Pat has his feelings hurt, that will make us happy; and if any of us are bothering her, they'll stop. No more mail, no more text messages, no more racially-charged lesbian contact forms; no nothing. She has absolutely no incentive to keep their separation a secret... And yet we haven't heard shit.

You guys have been had, by a Kiwifarmer, doing a decades-old bit.
 

Meownaw

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I gotta say, reading through this thread and watching this guy give you all the ol' Kiwifarms rope-a-dope has been hilarious.

Step 1: Come up with a prediction that's obvious over a long enough timeline (neither Pat nor Nikki are "Til Death Do Us Part" types) but that might come true in the short term.

Step 2: Lie about your sources, preferably in a way that makes them sound like they're above the mark's pay grade.

Step 3: Lie about having people who will back you up ("I'm not saying it, but many people are saying it...")


"... but you don't know any of them because they go to a different school, but they're totally into me and let me squeeze their boobs and everything."

None of these people have come forward to support you. There are people on this board that will stare down a $60k lawsuit funded by the SFWA, and rather than ratting out everything and everyone they know will instead set up a secret board on here, fill it with fake posts about neo-nazi cops and comedy club owners, and then feed Pat and the Rat a legimate software exploit so they can feel like l33t haxx0rs when they bust in and take the bait.

You didn't feel like you could trust them, huh? Weird.


Step 4: "Now I've got even more evidence (that's only been seen by my totally hot Canadian lingerie model girlfriend)".

For those of you that are new to the internet and swallowed this bullshit, pretend for just a second that you aren't cripplingly autistic and imagine yourself being someone else. No, not Batman; no, not a pretty anime princess, but Nikki.



Now that the purge is out of the way, think it through. If Nikki leaves Pat it will hurt his feelings, and since we like it when Pat has his feelings hurt, that will make us happy; and if any of us are bothering her, they'll stop. No more mail, no more text messages, no more racially-charged lesbian contact forms; no nothing. She has absolutely no incentive to keep their separation a secret... And yet we haven't heard shit.

You guys have been had, by a Kiwifarmer, doing a decades-old bit.
Furburger with da big bat tahhhday!
 

KaNAMBLA Harris

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I gotta say, reading through this thread and watching this guy give you all the ol' Kiwifarms rope-a-dope has been hilarious.
Oh...You were finished?? Well allow me to retort...

Post your contact info so we can sue you for libel.

Oh, what? You can’t do that? Why not? I’m sure you have ample proof to back your ridiculously malicious and false accusations of misogyny, alleged acts of racism, legal charges of pedophilia, and the rest of your bullshit buzz-words that are used by millennials like you, who with no conscience whatsoever throw around those once very powerful words for the sole purpose of gaining the upper hand and public support of your constituents whenever you get involved in an altercation. Problem is, most people have a hard time believing anonymous users on a site known for using these tactics in an attempt to damage reputations and interfere with ones right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness (sound vaguely familiar?)

The core purpose your sub is driven by envy, jealousy, failure, having no sense of purpose in your life and the desire to be prominent amongst of your equally dysfunctional pals on your ever diminishing platform. They’ve now become the magically shrinking Opie and Anthony related subreddits. Good move using /r/TheCellar.

You’re now constantly being attrited and for good and wholesome reasons...Good will always triumph over evil.

Read on:

What this poster hasn’t mentioned is that every last DMCA that has been filed by myself, either on my own or with legal authorization by others who wish they had the time and energy to do so, are completely and totally legitimate and legal. There’s nothing false or illegal about the DMCA’s that I’ve filed. All Photos and videos on the internet were taken by someone, therefore someone owns the copyright to every last one of those photos and videos. I’m thorough in my filing. The sub just has too many ignorant members that don’t listen to the more logical moderators, and refrain from posting photos and videos that are reportable. They’re blinded by their desire to have their 15 mins and more importantly by their very real and palpable hatred.

Reddit has too much to lose and will never take the stance of a “Kiwi Farms” type of forum that a few sociopathic individuals run in their Moms house. They’re doing the only thing they can, taking infringing content down. If and when Reddit Legal receives enough of those legitimate DMCA’s they shut down the sub. It’s really that simple. So for Johnny Cakes, Frunkass, and the other dozen or so sociopaths on that sub who suck all the fun out of what a subreddit is supposed to be... and fantasize about a lawsuit against me.... I have one word... SUBPOENA. Stop already.

I’ve filed 100’s of legitimate DMCA’s over the past several months, admittedly with the sole intention of having Opie and Anthony related subs banned. They’ve dedicated themselves to libel, harassment, and outright real-life bullying on and off the sub. Not just name calling and ridicule. I could care less about that. Their anonymity is what empowers them to post libelous and defamatory content. If not for that anonymity, which I believe is the reason for them not filing a single counter claim, they would find themselves in civil court facing a large number of defamation and libel suits by many of their “victims”.

There’s a reoccurring pattern of them using my intellectual property as Illustrations to accompany their ridiculous accusations of projected (typically) pedophilia, misogyny, anti-Semitism, Homosexuality etc... toward my family, friends and myself. They’re in the habit of using other individuals Intellectual property to drive home their abysmal message of hatred and libel.

So Again, there’s been nothing illegal about any of the DMCA’s I’ve filed. For me to do so would be a dire mistake on my part. I’m achieving the desired results playing by the rules. Why jeopardize that? REMINDER: This sub has gone so far as to brigade and bully my employers to the point of them letting me go from a few of my jobs, all in the name of “having fun picking on old guys”. That’s the only reason they’ve ever given for their atrocious behavior. This sub brigades to the point of bullying venues, agencies and other people in the entertainment industry into avoiding me, by utilizing dozens of anonymous emails and phone calls...many using the names of past Opie and Anthony guests, show members and friends to further try to get my attention and aggravate.

This particular sub consisting mainly of envious millennials loves to reiterate the fact that I’m 60 and for the most part retired (according to the sub”70 and near death”) and that I have a stream of income due to business dealings with my brother. They like to call it “welfare”, and are constantly mocking the fact that I have income that’s not worked for. They like to call me a leech. Why they do this is beyond me. In addition to the fact that they think I’m a bum, they put a large amount of effort into taking my work (which they call a hobby) away from me and my band members.

It became personal for me when the sub (and it’s 7 or so now banned predecessors) started harassing and bullying my 11 year old daughter, my deceased Mother, My innocent Sister, and my longtime GF, all for the purpose of trying to rile me up and get a reaction out of me to use as fodder for the sub. Interfering with my every day real-life has become a game of sorts for them, supposedly it was brought upon by a comment I made some years back. “You have no effect on my life”.... meaning that an internet forum that shit-talks people...especially people with any amount of notoriety, has the absolute right to do so, but in reality..does nothing to affect my bottom line $ or my real world reputation.

I support 1A, I defended that right, amongst others. by serving in the Army for 3yrs. (another fact that this particular subreddit seems to love mocking) People have the right to say what they want. When it became a “challenge” for the sub to get my attention, they took it to the next level. That’s where the line between 1A right and libelous accusations that damage ones reputation, employability and the right to live a life undeterred by malicious internet trolls was crossed. All for the sake of getting someone’s attention and having “fun” hurting a “boomer”.

My Reddit post karma alone is clear evidence of brigading. The downvoting that this comment alone will incur by the brigading, bee hive mentality of the O&A related sub (Now called /r/TheCellar) shows that there’s collusion amongst the members of this subreddit and its moderators to do real life damage to certain people they see as “less than human”. Phone calls to my business and texts to my business number calling for my untimely death, taunting, horrific allegations...All of that means ZERO to me. Commentary about me and my brother written and posted on the sub, means nothing to anyone but the sub.

When my family became the focus of the Opie and Anthony leftover psychopaths, it Became a problem that needed to be dealt with.

I liken what I’ve been FORCED to do (DMCA’s) with something that I was always intrigued with:

When Chicago mobster and really really bad guy, Al Capone (aka The Sub), was on a rampage against his enemies in the 20-30’s (Innocent Family and Friends) the Feds couldn’t imprison him for murder (aka- the subs libelous and malicious harassment and real life bullying, job interference, Doxxing my 11 year old daughters info). They did finally find a way to make his empire (aka- Opie and Anthony subreddit) crumble though fervently prosecuting him for the the less serious crime (but serious enough to get the job done) of tax evasion (aka-Copyright Infringement). They went another way entirely to get the desired results for the purpose of removing an evil, evil man from civilized society.

I (we) will continue to report this evil sub and file legitimate and legal DMCA’s at every turn until it’s gone.

Stop interfering with people’s real lives and livelihoods, and we’ll leave your stupid sub alone. Plain and simple.

Sincerely, JC and friends.
 

NoBacon

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No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning...​


Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.

I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.

ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.

If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.

(No offense AIDS patients….)

Goal- 210lbs…

PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time.
 

Meownaw

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With the weekly windows 10 updates, I've had to have my OS reinstalled TWICE due to compatibility issues. Now, $200 geek squad dollars later, I've eliminated that mess but I get this pop-up scam, when I take the computer out of sleep mode, that has a window that won't close and audio of some limey twunt telling me that my computer's been infected by a virus from a malicious porn site and that I need to call the number on the screen because all of my personal info including Passwords for banking, social media sites, credit cards, etc... etc... have been compromised.

Most asshats would shit themselves hearing this blaring from their computer speakers, as the very official looking screen blinks an 1-888 number and implores you to call it to work with their "windows professionals" to eliminate this infection.

If this happens to you, do the following:

Hold Control, alt, delete simultaneously.

Choose "task manager" from the resulting menu, and close your browser.

It disappears. I'm not sure if it'll happen again, but for Christ's sake... DON'T call the number and play ball with these mongrel terrorists. The only infection your computer has is some fucker slipped in that pop up in the form of a familiar email with a link you (and I) mistakenly clicked.

Go to "remove program" in your control panel and look for one of these. Delete it, problem solved. THANKS FOR YOUR USELESS SECURITY UPDATES WIND
OWS 10!!!!!!
 

Sue Lightning

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The only refutation i’ll make:
Step 3: Lie about having people who will back you up ("I'm not saying it, but many people are saying it...")


"... but you don't know any of them because they go to a different school, but they're totally into me and let me squeeze their boobs and everything."

None of these people have come forward to support you. There are people on this board that will stare down a $60k lawsuit funded by the SFWA, and rather than ratting out everything and everyone they know will instead set up a secret board on here, fill it with fake posts about neo-nazi cops and comedy club owners, and then feed Pat and the Rat a legimate software exploit so they can feel like l33t haxx0rs when they bust in and take the bait.
Without blowing up his spot, this assumes SET never dmed anyone here. He did. The reason no one who’s been dmed has been “supporting him” is because theres nothing to say. All the info that could be given is from SET. If he was dming people and setting them up with his sources, and we were all getting unique information, there’d be every reason to defend. But no one who got a DM can come out and say “Well actually X Y and Z is happening on this date” because that information just isn’t known.

I don’t know what i’m getting at.
 

FurBurger

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The only refutation i’ll make:

I don’t know what i’m getting at.
Are you saying that you, personally, have seen convincing evidence from SET that Nikki and Pat have indeed separated?

Do you have any info as to why Nikki might keep it a secret and risk further Kiwi Farms harassment, rather than proudly announce her barely-conscious uncoupling to the world and live a free and joyous life?
 
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