Piggie Goes On Vacation - NO SWATTINGS???

[soulbrotherman#1]

Seriously I doubt anyone here knows anyone who vacations more than this unemployed loon.

It's one of the only ways he can get a W, he drains money somehow and incures debt he'll never pay while hard working average Joes here incredulously ask "How's he do it?"
Answer: He's a bum and doesn't care about the future

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Lmao "Why didn't you say something?"

Because nobody wants to talk to you or be seen in public interacting with you.

 

[N64 Cube]

Vacation from what?

His current one.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Who tf TRAVELS to see Iron Maiden? They play every major market every other summer and probably suck now anyway. I might see them on the lawn of my local ampitheater for $20-40. And if I were to travel somewhere to see them I'd want decent seats, which wouldn't be THAT expensive. I don't understand his logic.

 

[Jim Norton Bug Chaser]

Who tf TRAVELS to see Iron Maiden? They play every major market every other summer and probably suck now anyway. I might see them on the lawn of my local ampitheater for $20-40. And if I were to travel somewhere to see them I'd want decent seats, which wouldn't be THAT expensive. I don't understand his logic.

Pat went to Los Angeles to see the Packers. In order to make himself look cooler, he also got nosebleed seats to two shitty concerts. This is all performative to show how awesome his life is. He probably didn't even like the concert.

 

[Mike Glyer]

HOW DOES HE HAVE MONEY

I think Nikkki receives money from her mom through "services" she provides from her fake company. Fatty receives money from his insurance job which he totally doesn't still do "on the side". Probably a couple of grifts in there somewhere.

Now imagine you had a dirt cheap mortgage that is subsidized by AirBnB and no expenses on automobiles or children. Taking these vacations probably isn't very hard to do financially.

 

[BoomerSperg]

HOW DOES HE HAVE MONEY

The mother in law express.

 

[GialloGlove]

Who tf TRAVELS to see Iron Maiden? They play every major market every other summer and probably suck now anyway. I might see them on the lawn of my local ampitheater for $20-40. And if I were to travel somewhere to see them I'd want decent seats, which wouldn't be THAT expensive. I don't understand his logic.

Saw them in Virginia in 2016/2017. First show in the States after some time off. Ghost was the opener and this was right before they blew up. Maiden were great, a lot of energy but Dickinson blew his wad at the start of the show and by the time we got to the hits at the end his voice was shot. It doesn't get better almost ten years later. It's like watching Rob Halford trying to sing Painkiller nowadays. It looks and sounds painful.

 

[Cruisin’ Joe Cumia]

Or college fund for Annabelle

Annabelle’s mom is married to..and I never thought this phrase could ever be written..a dollar store Joe cumia. She’s also even dumber than pat

That kid ain’t going to college.

 

[DominusOdium]

There's never "swatting" calls, meaning welfare check calls, to the hovel when he's out of town, even if he didn't announce it and his supposed stlakers had no way of knowing, and there's never been one we could correlate to an Airbnb stay which might affect his income.

Cmon MPD. Connect the dots.

 

[BoomerSperg]

Annabelle’s mom is married to..and I never thought this phrase could ever be written..a dollar store Joe cumia. She’s also even dumber than pat

That kid ain’t going to college.

She has a lucrative career path available to her in a few years as a steady guest on NPS.

We could only wish we had the opportunity to get that many gift cards, funster.

 

[Confused White Kid]

Annabelle’s mom is married to..and I never thought this phrase could ever be written..a dollar store Joe cumia. She’s also even dumber than pat

That kid ain’t going to college.

You're talking about a woman whose primary source of income is peddling her ex/dead husbands' underwears on their front lawn and her side hustle is abducting mallards from the local pond to sell on Facebook Marketplace.

At least she's not lazy.

 

[DominusOdium]

There's never "swatting" calls, meaning welfare check calls, to the hovel when he's out of town, even if he didn't announce it and his supposed stlakers had no way of knowing, and there's never been one we could correlate to an Airbnb stay which might affect his income.

Cmon MPD. Connect the dots.
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If Pat was half as smart as he thinks he is, he'd recognize how obvious and suspicious this is and at least call in some bogus shit but he can't risk then them actually kicking his door in when he's not there to make a performance or when he's got Airbnb guests who would report the dangerous situation to Airbnb.

He's really stuck exposing himself in this situation, guilty little faucet dangling in the breeze.

Like all fakes and frauds it's the gaps in logic that expose the overall con. Why wouldn't cyberstlakers who want to go so far as to MURDER HIM in his version, want to scare off Airbnb guests and ruin his business or have his door kicked in and house fucked up while he's not there to stop it? Oh right, because he's calling them in himself. Fucking liar.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Seriously I doubt anyone here knows anyone who vacations more than this unemployed loon.

It's one of the only ways he can get a W, he drains money somehow and incures debt he'll never pay while hard working average Joes here incredulously ask "How's he do it?"
Answer: He's a bum and doesn't care about the future

I’m my experience, the people who go on vacation the most are either wealthy enough that they can go anywhere, or are broke and really shouldn’t be going on any kind of big trips.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

HOW DOES HE HAVE MONEY

A little math here. Flights from Milwaukee to LA are actually pretty cheap. I'm going to put this around $250 a ticket. Rams game is about $200 a ticket. I don't know how much The War On Drugs or The National cost (they're horrendous so I don't keep tabs) but I'll guess Fatso paid $75 for those nosebleeds. The Hollywood Bowl website has Imagine Dragons tickets in Pat's area for $90. Probably another $75 for Iron Maiden (the Forum has ELO tickets for that price in Pat's section). So that's $1,200 for plane and event tickets for Pig and Wife. Throw in hotels, incidentals, and Pat's prodigious food bill and he's probably over $2,000. Just for a "sneak away" trip of a few days.

It's not a crazy amount of money if you have a good job. But Niki has a bad job and Pat is unemployed. So to repeat the question, HOW DOES HE HAVE MONEY

 

[Total Tranny Death]

HOW DOES HE HAVE MONEY

He doesn't and never did

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’m my experience, the people who go on vacation the most are either wealthy enough that they can go anywhere, or are broke and really shouldn’t be going on any kind of big trips.

Very true, my dad pretty much never went on vacation until a couple years before he retired and he’s pretty wealthy (owned multiple restaurants) and the people I know that go on multiple vacations a year are broke as shit and having to live with multiple roommates in their 40s.

 

[OhDara]

A little math here. Flights from Milwaukee to LA are actually pretty cheap. I'm going to put this around $250 a ticket. Rams game is about $200 a ticket. I don't know how much The War On Drugs or The National cost (they're horrendous so I don't keep tabs) but I'll guess Fatso paid $75 for those nosebleeds. The Hollywood Bowl website has Imagine Dragons tickets in Pat's area for $90. Probably another $75 for Iron Maiden (the Forum has ELO tickets for that price in Pat's section). So that's $1,200 for plane and event tickets for Pig and Wife. Throw in hotels, incidentals, and Pat's prodigious food bill and he's probably over $2,000. Just for a "sneak away" trip of a few days.

It's not a crazy amount of money if you have a good job. But Niki has a bad job and Pat is unemployed. So to repeat the question, HOW DOES HE HAVE MONEY

He makes $500k a year from AirBnB rentals, child. I’m sorry you’re so stupid. I can’t help you.

 

[DominusOdium]

He makes $500k a year from AirBnB rentals, child. I’m sorry you’re so stupid. I can’t help you.

He's also making bank on charging cleaning fees for cat hair and scrubbing big beefy shits out of the toilet

 

[Harry Powell]

He doesn’t like any of those bands. The thought of Piggie actually enjoying TWOD or The National is truly laughable. That’s 100% Nikki