Pig drives his "beastie" four blocks for Meatloaf Monday

[guest]

Bullshit. He'll never sell that car because he doesn't have the means to buy a new one.

It’s not going to be up to him

 

[Harry Powell]

Quasi, If you get this car, I will buy it from you for over market value.

I will wrap the entire car in vinyl O&A logos and artwork and I will beat the shit out of it on the track.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Quasi, If you get this car, I will buy it from you for over market value.

I will wrap the entire car in vinyl O&A logos and artwork and I will beat the shit out of it on the track.

Maybe a nice GOP / Trump themed wrap

 

[Harry Powell]

Salvage title. Its had it window busted out, it was hit pretty good in a parking lot like a year ago. i can only imagine what other accidents it has been in that werent reported. Sits outside during winter and deals with salted roads. Its a heap of junk.

Exactly. He drives it in the winter in the salt.

if you truly have a gem of a car, you garage it and have a daily driver and only being the “beastie” out when conditions are right

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

What kind of simpleton finds their car window bashed in and assumes its kids being pranksters?
It was 100% some nigger looking for valuables. The cars in my neighborhood get ransacked for chargers and electronics like once a year

Same here, and it’s a small town, everyone notices everything. My kid parked his truck behind a gas station and I got 4 texts from the Yentas that drink coffee at my dads place telling me he parked where a car was broken into 6 years ago. Lol

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Exactly. He drives it in the winter in the salt.

if you truly have a gem of a car, you garage it and have a daily driver and only being the “beastie” out when conditions are right

My Challenger has maybe spent 3 nights not in the garage in the 4 years I’ve had it. There was no garage at the hotel I stayed at in Houston for the World Series. Lol

 

[FurBurger]

Bullshit. He'll never sell that car because he doesn't have the means to buy a new one.

Fatrick will make the principled stand to start taking public transport, child.

Possibly a skateboard, if he can find one sturdy enough.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Fatrick will make the principled stand to start taking public transport, child.

Possibly a skateboard, if he can find one sturdy enough.

I would love to see that uncoordinated tub of shit wobble his way down a slight incline

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

It's a .6-mile trip and he often Lyfts home. God forbid you burn 50 calories.

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Who the fuck says "Take a Lyft" instead of "Uber"? Does one of her fart-bulls work there or something?

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Who the fuck says "Take a Lyft" instead of "Uber"? Does one of her fart-bulls work there or something?

Isn’t Lyft cheaper than Uber ?

 

[guest]

Who the fuck says "Take a Lyft" instead of "Uber"? Does one of her fart-bulls work there or something?

I use Lyft most of the time, it tends to be a bit cheaper and I get 10x credit card points with them

 

[Caverlock]

Fatrick will make the principled stand to start taking public transport, child.

Possibly a skateboard, if he can find one sturdy enough.

He could score some more stand-up gigs.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

As an administrator at a medical Center That uses vehicles for maintenance and whatnot, I’m in the good/bad role of having to evaluate our vehicles and decide rather to replace them every once in a while along with my maintenance director. We just swapped out some old Ram Sprinter vans (they ran great but 10 years outside in moist hot Louisiana will take a toll on metal of all kinds) for some Ford Transits. And I bet one of those Ram Sprinters we had with 220,000 miles on it having been through a couple Hurricanes and being stored under a roof but still in open hot moist air in Louisiana, was in better condition than that hunk of shit Piggy rides around in

 

[Harry Powell]

I use Lyft most of the time, it tends to be a bit cheaper and I get 10x credit card points with them

Way to dox urself faggot, now I know you have a Chase Sapphire.

 

[guest]

Way to dox urself faggot, now I know you have a Chase Sapphire.

Cyber stlaker account, block and report



and obviously that’s false, only billionaires could qualify for such a card and afford a $550 annual fee.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I use Lyft most of the time, it tends to be a bit cheaper and I get 10x credit card points with them

I think Lyft drivers also have more personality, and if you pay them a little extra they’ll take you to any street off the route to buy weed you want them to. At least according to a friend ;)

 

[CuntFucker]

Why do American cars have huge engines that produce so little power? My 2L Honda Civic accelerates faster than the fatmobile

 

[Asuka]

Why do I claim to be English when I've already shown my shitstained baby dick? Maybe I'll continue to show fake pictures of it, they'll forget how small it is. Yeah, that's it! tee hee

 

[FurBurger]

I would love to see that uncoordinated tub of shit wobble his way down a slight incline

That'd be great, but even watching him tic-tac across the flat, arms flailing, trying to counterbalance his whipping gut would be fun.

Odds on him knowing how to fall safely?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Nobody cares about his shitty 4.6. Those newer 5.0 coyotes are pretty badass. Pat has the " we have a mustang at home" version. His shit is so obsolete. Current camrys make the same HP as his car.

Pretty much every new Cadillac is 600hp stock lol. My 95 STS had the same HP as that limited edition Mustang.