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Pig drives his "beastie" four blocks for Meatloaf Monday

Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock

Those breeches will stay open!
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Maybe take the bike. Quasi doesn’t want the unnecessary miles, worn clutch or meatloaf farts in his new ride if it can be avoided.
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Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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He is the fourth owner of that plastic piece of shit.
Salvage title. Its had it window busted out, it was hit pretty good in a parking lot like a year ago. i can only imagine what other accidents it has been in that werent reported. Sits outside during winter and deals with salted roads. Its a heap of junk.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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Salvage title. Its had it window busted out, it was hit pretty good in a parking lot like a year ago. i can only imagine what other accidents it has been in that werent reported. Sits outside during winter and deals with salted roads. Its a heap of junk.
Those reported accidents just kill the value, plus being in Wisconsin which is awful winters and no garage hurts the value even more. It’s funny he thinks he’s got some collectors car that depreciates in value every time he drives it.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Those reported accidents just kill the value, plus being in Wisconsin which is awful winters and no garage hurts the value even more. It’s funny he thinks he’s got some collectors car that depreciates in value every time he drives it.
He would be lucky to get $5k at carmax and I have a feeling that is very generous.
 
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It's a .6-mile trip and he often Lyfts home. God forbid you burn 50 calories.

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That Sigh at the end is probably the truest thing Niki's ever posted and I bet she does it internally at least 10 times every day.

Niki, the atalkers texted me again.

Sigh,

Niki, I ordered a new model. I'm going to make a damaged x-wing fighter.

Sigh.

It's probably her default answer to anything he says.
 

Caverlock

Nice For Here
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That Sigh at the end is probably the truest thing Niki's ever posted and I bet she does it internally at least 10 times every day.

Niki, the atalkers texted me again.

Sigh,

Niki, I ordered a new model. I'm going to make a damaged x-wing fighter.

Sigh.

It's probably her default answer to anything he says.

I wish I could find it: there's a pic where they're out to eat and the menus are still at the table and Niki's GIANT beer glass is already empty.
 
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