Norton headlining Comedy Mothership

[Smeckler's Powder]

I was kind of shocked by how old LB looks. When I first saw him I thought “He looks like an elderly Lewis Black.” He’s 74 but somehow looks older. Kind of sad for him that he never had a family and (I assume) won’t have anyone to take care of him in his dotage.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Steal one of Jim's jokes, strap it to your torso and become a legend.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Didn’t go. Did unexpectedly get to spend time with Rucka Rucka but not at the club. I was curious how empty the place would have been for Jim Norton but not curious enough to go down there.

 

[guest]

Didn’t go. Did unexpectedly get to spend time with Rucka Rucka but not at the club. I was curious how empty the place would have been for Jim Norton but not curious enough to go down there.

You fucking stink.

 

[Meownaw]

You won’t do anything let’s be honest.

Give yourself a bell!

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I was curious how empty the place would have been for Jim Norton but not curious enough to go down there.

Tell us more about what you didn't do but might have.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Didn’t go. Did unexpectedly get to spend time with Rucka Rucka but not at the club. I was curious how empty the place would have been for Jim Norton but not curious enough to go down there.

Can you deliver on even one bit?

 

[guest]

Can you deliver on even one bit?

Hateable punching bag

 

[Meownaw]

Can you deliver on even one bit?

*Insert 300 unfunny greasy Pat faceapps*

 

[Coonskin]

Do us all a favor and pack the venue with explosives if you aren't gonna yell out something about him raping a girl over the jagermeister machine

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

*Insert 300 unfunny greasy Pat faceapps*

HOH YEAH DUDE, I FAWKIN LOVED DA PART WHERE HIS FACE GOT EVEN BIGGER IN DA THIRD PICTURE DEN IT WAS IN DA SECOND ONE

 

[FamilyDollar]

Didn’t go. Did unexpectedly get to spend time with Rucka Rucka but not at the club. I was curious how empty the place would have been for Jim Norton but not curious enough to go down there.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Kiwi farms user "Jon Andrews Stan" seems to know a lot of people. Back on KF they totally knew famous people that were totally laughing at Pat but wouldn't reveal any details. Over here, they totally know people who are in with Nana, despite having zero knowledge of O&A. They totally know people in the austin comedy scene. They totally know people in Milwaukee who totally know about Pat's crumbling marriage.

 

[Meownaw]

 

[Meownaw]

Kiwi farms user "Jon Andrews Stan" seems to know a lot of people. Back on KF they totally knew famous people that were totally laughing at Pat but wouldn't reveal any details. Over here, they totally know people who are in with Nana, despite having zero knowledge of O&A. They totally know people in the austin comedy scene. They totally know people in Milwaukee who totally know about Pat's crumbling marriage.

Wasn't this the guy that said he knew the actor from Lost that was smashing Pat too?

 

[Sue Lightning]

Ask him why he isn’t doing a show with Anthony almost nine years later, and he will fight back tears and say I’m under contract dude. Then you say you weren’t under contact for all nine years, stupid.

His faggot fucking spineless excuses have gotten more incomprehensible for the last 9 years.

In 2014 it was being under the O&J contract. In 2015-2016 it became job security. Post Jim and Sam he has no excuse not to go to Compound except this bullshit “Ehhhh contract negotiations man.”

Lets put it like this. In 2014 Anthony offered to MATCH Jims SXM salary. Norton refused because of the job security at SXM. What the fuck could Ant offer Jimmy 9 years later? He couldn’t even match the Jim and Sam salary if he sold the SC house. And even if he could Jim then has to consider how being on CM would affect his gigs and using airtime to sell tickets which would be non existent.

Cumia really should just give it up and eat a shotgun. Everyone left you stupid. Even the fucking worm hates you.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Wasn't this the guy that said he knew the actor from Lost that was smashing Pat too?

Weird, huh?

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Weird, huh?

I knew a kid in high school who always had a relative who was an expert in whatever topic was being currently discussed

Talking about computers? Yeah my uncle helped Bill Gates start up Microsoft and even though he’s rich now he runs a computer repair shop for fun

Talking about hunting? My grandad once killed a moose with a twelve foot rack. Horns were so big they had to shave em down when they stuffed it.

Kid was a total faggot and everyone knew he was full of horseshit and when they would challenge him about it he’d have a womanly temper tantrum

…where was I going with this?

 

[Meownaw]

I knew a kid in high school who always had a relative who was an expert in whatever topic was being currently discussed

Talking about computers? Yeah my uncle helped Bill Gates start up Microsoft and even though he’s rich now he runs a computer repair shop for fun

Talking about hunting? My grandad once killed a moose with a twelve foot rack. Horns were so big they had to shave em down when they stuffed it.

Kid was a total faggot and everyone knew he was full of horseshit and when they would challenge him about it he’d have a womanly temper tantrum

…where was I going with this?

I knew a kid that claimed to have the missing Park Place McDonald's Monopoly piece for years but he lost it. Of course that was a lie because it was a complete scam to begin with.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Wasn't this the guy that said he knew the actor from Lost that was smashing Pat too?

I was the one who sent him the link to Pat’s KF thread via a mutual friend — which I said I’d do prior to him tweeting that he’d read it. I’m glad this upsets you for some reason.