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Nana's back in SC

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Perfect niiiiighhht!
 

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So Anthony passed out after a night of spitting and being shitty at vidya and falls sideways into bed.
An intruder comes in and Nana somehow wakes up. Does he really think that he'll be able to do anything with either of those firearms?

It's dark, Nana is still drunk, can't see without her specs, so she pushes the pistol off the nightstand. While that's skittering across the floor, Nana reaches for "the strap" as her people call it, but she fumbles and ends up wrapping it tightly around her neck, passing out with her ass up in the air and an obvious erection.

In the real world the robber silently takes all his guns and ammo and not much else in that shitty spec house. Hell, we've seen Anthony get robbed while he was in the fucking house and he let the guy go.
 
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